Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sam, tell those kids to get something to eat.
STAR: Me too.
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EDGAR: Grab him! Get him into the light!
Where did you say you met these guys?
EDGAR: Check me.
This boy is lost and we're wondering if his mother might be in here.
...the ground opened up and this place took a header...
Try the holy water, dead breath!
Just tell me who the head vampire is.
Inquiring minds want to know…
MICHAEL: What are you doing? -I've got connections.
Michael.
[HORN HONKS "LA CUCARACHA" OFF-KEY]
[ENGINE STARTS]
I told you, boys need a mother.
You got carried away by a comic book?
No. It's not cheese, it's garlic.
Take this.
-Sam, I'm starting to get worried. -Mom-- Uh-oh.
...which, young man, you should be making.
I have more serious things on my mind than girls and school. Things that--
[LAUGHS]
-He's gonna kill me! -Honey, I'm coming.
Cool it, Nanook.
MAN 1 [ON RADIO]: I don't see any bogeymen or nasty guys.
John and Michael
You shut the window and lock your door.
[DAVID CHUCKLES]
Why did you come here tonight, Star?
They're only noodles, Michael.
Chinese. Good choice.
How much do you think we should charge them for this?
Are you trying to refrigerate the whole neighborhood?
No, Grandpa.
[SCREAMING]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING AND CHEERING]
EDGAR: Come on, Sam, let's go! Move, Alan! Move!
feel the stone... through fire drum faces.
Yeah.
[GRANDPA CHUCKLING]
[BARKING]
I don't know, Mike. It's not like getting a D in school.
Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that.
Mom. Don't do it, Mom. Mom, don't do it.
Piss off.
Okay. Where's Nosferatu?
Hey, aren't we friends anymore?
The rest of them have gotta be around here someplace. Let's find them.
[BANGING AND GROWLING STOP]
How bout some windex grandpa?
We're going for a ride.
For a ride. This is Michael.
[CAROUSEL BELL RINGS AND MUSIC RESUMES]
-Actually, I thought it was a bakery. -This is just our cover.
Let’s go to town Let’s go to town
Michael, look at me.
-Now, we should stay calm. -Calm? Calm about what?
No shit.
Hey, man. Read this.
-They're worms. -What do you mean, they're worms?
I work all day. Sam is always alone.
Is that you, Thorn? Is that you making all that noise?
...who didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.
I don't want to hear another word from you until I talk to Michael.
Look, there's evidence on my sweater.
[NANOOK BARKING]
-Your dog knows a flesh-eater. -Take him outside, Sam.
Noodles I say!!
Not even a crack.
And pray you never need to call us.
Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better if you don't fight.
-Looks like he's dead. -No, he's just a deep sleeper.
[ALL SNICKERING]
All the damn vampires.
-Oh, Michael. STAR: I was so scared.
Hello, Thorn.
noodles
-Michael, over here. PAUL: Go on, Michael.
No hard feelings, huh?
[HISSES]