Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...but I think you're really gonna like living in Santa Carla.
Go take your bath.
They’re only noodles, Michael.
-I have to talk to you. Can I come up? -No.
We've been aware of some serious vampire activity in this town for a long time.
[DAVID YELLS]
Don't touch anything.
SAM: Keep going. LUCY: Hey, I like that song.
you son of a bitch
It could save your life.
Hurry, Michael.
Who's there?
[WAVES CRASHING]
[ENGINE STARTS]
I gotta tell you something. It's real important. Shh.
Michael, if you ever wanna see Star again...
Hold on!
I told you I don't like horror comics.
[CHANTING] Michael, Michael.
Nanook?
MICHAEL: Excuse me.
Tonight.
You know, things are gonna change around this house when school starts.
They'll be coming for Laddie and me, won't they?
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
You tried to make me a killer!
Sammy, open up!
You afraid to face me, David?
LUCY: Dad. Dad, you shouldn't sneak up on people like that.
Is everybody okay?
[GUARD SCREAMING]
-Sam grated the cheese himself. My son. MAX: Ah.
[REFRIGERATOR DOOR CLOSES]
Rules! We got some rules around here!
Oh, my God!
-Wait a minute, who wants to know? -Michael wants to know.
...you sleep all day.
Whew! You smell like garlic.
-Nanook. -What about Nanook?
[DOOR CLOSES]
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
She's one of them!
[COUGHING]
How about some Windex, Grandpa?
Guys, if my brother's a vampire, believe me, he's only half.
No, it's a pretty cool place.
Where's Michael?
Now, on Wednesdays, when the mailman brings the TV Guide...
Michael, I can't tell you. I don't know how to help you.
MICHAEL: No.
-We could talk about-- -I'm tired.
[MARKO YELLS]
What's your name?
[GASPS]
I'm not trying to replace your father.
God, no! Sam! Help, Sam!
...when you take it without asking?
LUCY: Ten o'clock. Lights out.
[LAUGHING]
SAM: So where are we going? MICHAEL: Nowhere.
[LAUGHING AND WHOOPING STOPS]
LUCY: Oh, my boys.
[BLUES MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
[RUN-D.M.C.'S "WALK THIS WAY" PLAYING ON STEREO]
What the hell...?
SAM: Stay back. MICHAEL: Just let me talk--
Hi.
[GROWLING]
-I'm taking you out of here. -No, take Laddie first. Please.
[ALL LAUGHING]
-Who's this? -But you passed the test.
[GROWLING]
Okay, Mom.
Good. That's just the way we like it.