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-Fine, yes. I swear! -[grunts]
She's more eclectic than you think.
But, um, would you care to make a donation to our congregation?
Here. I brought you your lamb chops.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.
Not a good name for a restaurant.
Thank you for trying. It was nice to meet you.
Oh, shoot, my gun.
[both scream and groan]
Ah. Yes, just had to locate them in my recollection storehouse.
Music? You pick.
because he's safe and feels like home
-You want to repeat that line? -No, the moment's passed.
like I was spitting acid in her face,
Hey, so, who's he got today?
That you guys were, like, making playlists and clues and stuff?
I got their back. They got mine.
Okay, well, maybe it happened when she was a minor.
[blows out] Thank God.
[clicks teeth]
Terribly.
because that's what you do.
It's like you're eating a homeless person's pork.
Hey, could you look in the camera for a sec,
Uh, the girls have doctor's appointments.
-It sounds kind of dirty, right? -[chuckles]
You want one?
They didn't show up.
Yeah.
I found a parking space. Does he know where the girls are?
when you claimed you had alien hand syndrome,
[people screaming]
That's what keeps me turned on.
Bowser?
[woman] Are you girls here for the Rapture preparation class?
They moved away a long time ago.
He was everything, Sterling.
Sure, come in.
This job is about self-reliance and the purity of competition.
Bowsie-wowsie!
-[cell phone beeps] -What did you do with my girls?
-Okay, Okay. Stop! -[Bowser groans]
has been completely scrubbed.
Oh. Is she?
That's the trick that makes them extra gooey.
You're hurtin' my business. Yolanda, you know this is my case.
Because I like making you happy.
Your flower? Ew.
She mentioned once on a lag day that she works here
Oh, um, we're doing an independent study,
[flatulence]
I'm not sick. I'm skipping.
Um, what? No, I'm not.
-No! -This is Mom in Savannah
Oh. Come on. She's your sister.
spent all our money at Hobo's Ham.
And I feel bad for the bad
Don't mean I don't like myself a little lamb.
Your obsessed! It's unhealthy!
That means they're not fine.
That's it? That's your slogan?