Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but do I need to Postmate some antihistamines?

is basically solitary confinement,

I'll talk to you later.

What's with you two?

but I will soap-opera slap you if I need to.

Uh... No, ma'am, we're just looking around

Okay, you got us.

and you ruined everything!

and now we're not speaking,

We like the same movies.

I apologize, again and again--

but you got to promise

So, April the Wonder Rhymer

You can just say Bowser, okay?

♪ Somebody someone else ♪

Yeah, it's like you were there.

There are notes of..

♪ Somebody else ♪

Well, if you want to go, then I want to be there for you.

[cell phone rings]

♪ Somebody else ♪

I'm a businessman.

so I bought myself seven pairs.

because I know how much the two of you love your devices.

Have a blessed day.

-I'm not gonna be at school today. -[April] Are you sick?

April! You are MOBOT.

Stop, please stop. Please stop! Stop.

is in a galaxy far, far away from your space.

You know, the longer the name, the more extreme.

And I've been working really, really hard,

We could show him some stretches.

[chuckles] Yes, well, I've been doing that intermittent fasting, so...

This is my damn office.

I mean, I know that "Don't Stop Believin'" is a classic,

One, two, three... ha!

I found a pair like those in the Sally Army once,

and then you turn around and they're stabbing you in it.

and have babies by 25,

Now, did you two make the list for the Costco run yet?

to reclaim your title as the slutty twin.

Smiling faces are more easily identified,

So, we know for sure he's here, right?

I carry Oscillococcinum and Zinc in my bag,

And I've got... you.

What if she's worried?

-Ellen really loves acronyms. -[chuckles]

Nice to meet you, I'm Garrett.

I want to keep working with you.

So... what's the scent?

Fill out this form. Name, phone, email address,

Listen, I saw how upset your sister was when you left

TMZ, get the fuck out of my office.

Walk away and think about your actions and your words!

that you and I are us...

My bees are docile and lovely.

where I rub my fingernails across wicker furniture.

-and after school I'm going to Grandina-- -Nandina.

Poor, unique, special, interesting Blair.

Shoot. Did you miss your date?

uh, not flirtatious, ma'am.

You're kind of both assholes if you ask me.

It is always nice to meet a fellow vintage lover.

This is bullshit.

and yours is, was, and always will be boring!

My one and only?

Did you tell Blair about us? Did she flip out?