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Good night, Seattle, we love you!
- What picture? - The picture for the Christmas card.
(Frasier) 'Ewww!'
Maybe I'm just not a kitchen person.
Men and women are basically the same.
- Whichever you like. - Peanut.
(Marco) 'l started seeing this woman two years ago.
'You haven't heard my problem. She's already dating someone else.'
No. I usually end up in restaurants alone.
I'm late for work.
Excuse me, excuse me. Exactly how long have I been asleep?
I'm sorry, I'm suddenly feeling a little queasy. I...
- No. As if it's any of your business. - But you're...?
That's certainly different from the usual "Best Regards".
I'm not putting this on my head! I'm a respected professional!
As long as your conscience is clear. Mine wouldn't be.
If that was so, no one would be having a relationship.
- Who's this on line three? - Todd.
- You're insane! - Perhaps, but you just ran a stop sign.
- Three days. - Have you two...?
Every time we touch and kiss, I get queasy.
Tell me, what is it with guys like that?
The theme is Santa's workshop. Put on your little elf hats.
I'll send Dad and Daphne to the movies. I'll cook for you. Be at my place at 8:00.