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Six orgasms is nothing to me. I can be super horny.
Oh.
A group of old people deciding what I should do with my body?
DAPPER DOG: Ah, the drama of the slatted broom.
The second I looked into little Tulip's eyes,
(buzzing)
(giggles) Watch me swim. Whee!
(crunch)
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. ♪
(gasps) Wait, Figgy died?
is trapped in the stadium forever.
(snoring)
I (bleep) it up. And not in a hot way.
anyone who attempts to break the curse
ANNOUNCER MAN: Now our players are doing
-Love it. No problem. -Yay!
Hmm?
We'll watch Tulip. If she dies, I'll take the heat.
(squishing)
Hey, whose butt is that?
I'm not worried.
Paint-watching is an entirely different sport.
but that pelvis sounds like a broken woodchipper, and, uh,
and I feel like a big old June beetle.
to bang an entire team of athletes.
-Oof, that's got to hurt. -Ooh.
(grunts)
Haven't seen an injury like this since
and none of them got done.
(wailing)