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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
-Love it. No problem. -Yay!
is trapped in the stadium forever.
to bang an entire team of athletes.
I'm not worried.
Oh.
(grunts)
(gasps) Wait, Figgy died?
(buzzing)
-Oof, that's got to hurt. -Ooh.
(squishing)
ANNOUNCER MAN: Now our players are doing
(giggles) Watch me swim. Whee!
and I feel like a big old June beetle.
Paint-watching is an entirely different sport.
and none of them got done.
anyone who attempts to break the curse
I (bleep) it up. And not in a hot way.
but that pelvis sounds like a broken woodchipper, and, uh,
(crunch)
♪ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. ♪
A group of old people deciding what I should do with my body?
We'll watch Tulip. If she dies, I'll take the heat.
Six orgasms is nothing to me. I can be super horny.
Hey, whose butt is that?
The second I looked into little Tulip's eyes,
Haven't seen an injury like this since
(wailing)
DAPPER DOG: Ah, the drama of the slatted broom.
Hmm?
(snoring)