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None of those weird little numb ones.
And how old is she? Your daughter?
we've been holding ourselves back all these years.
I'm enjoying this postgame orgy.
that I'm really sad about breaking up with Figgy.
My goal was to do the entire team,
I think it was just a warning. Huh.
6 3/4. Eh.
Yes!
Well, I don't have time
The one-iest one.
Yeah. It just gives my days so much structure and meaning.
-♪ Tuca ♪ -♪ And Bertie. ♪
That is so unfair!
if we have totally conflicting parenting philosophies?
Daddy, are you okay?
-Mmm. Uh... (laughs) -♪ Nothing's gonna stop me now ♪
Hey, maybe we should set some boundaries.
-Hi, Daddy! -I saw him first.
Well, what about when we do have kids?
Look down.
Figgy!
within 90 seconds, or the entire game is forfeited.
So... Sorry we lied.
If you try and fail, you'll be stuck here with us,
I thought we were making shit up!
'cause I want to get my rebound bang on,
Wow. We're both in telemarketing.
because you have to sell collectibles
Where is she?
Leaf-raking is such a stupid sport.
Tom-tom-tom-tom-to...
and you'll have to work at the gift shop.
ANNOUNCER MAN: Things are heating up. Oh, it's on, folks.
-Tulip. -(whistle blows)
and marvel at the slow passage of time.
-I'm following this lady. -Well, have fun. Stay hydrated.
Can I have some candy?
Ooh, sex with objects. Sexy sex.
Ah! She's still alive!