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Thank you for believing in me
New friends.
♪ I'm gonna shine bright tonight. ♪
Check it out. They invented a new kind of candy
Sex. Sex with people.
or no eye contact with kids?
-Terry! -(cheering)
So we agree!
Yup. Tulip's our own little hatchling.
Fine. Okay. Tuca, there's a curse on this stadium.
♪ Oh, I want you to rake me there ♪
(cheering)
Not no one. Look down again.
Whee! Whoa!
♪ ♪
Oh, we've been here for decades.
Here. Do you want to play a game on my phone?
Oh, everyone who goes to a game thinks it's so easy
You're back in action.
It's too hard.
That's how we failed ourselves and lost our way.
This game is so dumb.
Actually, Dad, I made that up.
Come on, she'll burn this energy off eventually.
how to believe in ourselves again, Tuca.
You said you could keep plants alive!
Yeah, Tommy. Good raking technique. Keep up the pace.
Yep. This was your dream, and it was easy.
will have a replacement.
Ooh. Ooh, let me try.
impressive!
Our daughter, yes!
See? I've got zero natural ability with kids.
-None of this worries me. -Really?
(laughing)
(sighs)
How will my head survive in an increasingly cashless society?
Oh, no. We killed her!