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The entire town of Langville, Montana, goes missing.
You'll be doing fine once the music starts
There's a goat on the loose.
I meant the one about me.
so it's kind of a win-win.
that in a very short amount of time,
- Whoa. - Yeah! Yeah!
Uh... Well, he's not, but, yeah, we're okay.
PATTY: Like, um, the dude that worked here,
...through this slot.
ERIN: Everyone thinks this video is fake. Look at these comments.
The Mercado has one of the weirdest histories
ERIN: It appears I did.
(BOTH GRUNT)
If this is what you want, it works for me.
Sean, that is an excellent question.
- Um... Well, it's not really a... I'm sorry. - (RINGING CONTINUES)
Ugh. Sixty. Seventy.
(SCREECHING)
Holtzmann! This is serious!
he, like, dressed, like, in a Captain Kirk-type outfit.
Man, I'm gonna tell you right now, y'all, I was hating it up until the finale,
- Let's go see your new home. - (ABBY CHUCKLES)
Oh, it's happening, all right.
- Oh, my God. Just pull the... - We're wasting time.
Wasn't with me, now they wanna be my friend now
ABBY: You know what?
Said the guy with the walking stick and the floppy hat.
Oh, we have fun.
Oh, Point Break.
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- (ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN) - (HOWLING STOPS)
- Sure. All right. - Thank you.
Oh, yeah. He's looking at that chart. (LAUGHS)
Ghostbusters!
As a result, there are a lot of questions being asked now
- (ENGINE REVVING) - KEVIN: Yeah, he does. (LAUGHS)
because we have been monitoring this situation quite closely.
I just thought that might be your waiting room.
HOLTZMANN: We all did it. KEVIN: That's right.
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
How to deliver a breech birth
Souls who see the world as it truly is, as garbage.
Dang it.
We are scientists.
Then there was that weeping wall in the thrift store at Chelsea.
But I saw that you had a recommendation letter
I see shadows all on my wall
Good boy.
City College must have just let out, huh?
PATTY: Hey!
Hey, hey, hey
Sometimes, I like to put all my stuff from my office in a box
But, I got to say, even that was kind of spectacularly beautiful.
- In that can? - Don't touch it. Don't touch it.
- Is that... - Patty's uncle.
You think they got genitals in there? Or is it more of a Ken doll situation?
Guess whose desk I just set on fire.
We're just worried that you all are drawing a lot of attention...
Ow!
That was really good.
Kill all them ghosts
(PATTY GASPS)
Um, can we get back to our discussion please?
I lost my glasses!
Okay, I... God, you're all sweaty.
(SPRAY PAINT HISSES)
Hello, Jillian.
I don't know where, uh,
Good.
ABBY: Erin! Oh, my God!
(WHISPERS) I'm talking like you guys.
Oh, not the collar!
Okay, so I don't know if it was a race thing or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell.
Yes, I know who you are, Bennie. Can I just...
Hang on, Abby!
Well, now what?
Guys, I think I got another one of those devices.
(ABBY AND PATTY LAUGHING)
Aldridge Mansion. Take one.
Look, I think it's great you found yourself a little hobby,
Scares us to the bone
Am I nuts?
(LIGHTS CRACKLING)
Um... Can I walk you out?
Oh, that nut-job! What has he done...
Well, that's not terrible.
(GROWLING)
(GHOSTS HOWLING)
Come on. At the end with the big wave?
and you use a distinctly un-American-sounding siren.
Erin, I forgot to tell you, don't let your beam get entangled with my beam.
The one below it.
- Kevin. - KEVIN: Yeah.
What? Guac is FREE???
Mayor Bradley is meeting with the diplomats at Lotus Leaf this very moment.
Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bow tie?
and they would laugh at me and make fun of me,
Me playing saxophone? Or me listening to saxophone?
I talked to somebody you went to school with.
and just do some exercises and just use it as weights. Eighty.
They're not here.
No!
but apparently we can't.
Come on, Rowan! Come get your virginity out of the lost-and-found!
(ROARING)
(IMITATES BIRD CHIRPING)
I wonder what train he taking.
(GASPS)
All right. Well, I'm gonna try to get out of here without stepping on these cracks.
- They're gonna want it back. - I thought this stuff was yours.
So, who is this?
ABBY: Holtzmann works with me here in the lab.
Years later, when a new owner moved in,
You didn't check?
Hi! Oh, Dr. Filmore. Hello, hi.
this is a test
God, I kissed so many different kinds of asses.
Yo, that's where you wanted us to shoot, right?
You're only dean now because the last dean went to jail.
What?
(STRAINED) I can't move my hand.
I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang
Aim for the ghost!
They said when you were a kid, you made up a ghost.
- (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) - (CROWD CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
What are you talking about? I told you what happened.
No!
- But we have never... - She came right over to it.
- What! - Holtz, open that trap!
(BLOWING)
Just your mama.
There you go.
Get in the box, you hellion!
PATTY: Unc!
Another one, Spectral polar bear on 63rd and 5th.
This is just wrong!
(BEEPING)
Dr. Heiss, hello. Welcome. Dr. Erin Gilbert.
Yeah. Sorry.
I got the ghost
Well, it's official. We're all ghost girls now.
Uh, I just would say don't be in a room with it for more than an hour at a time,
ABBY: I've been waiting a long time.
(ERIN MUMBLES)
Class 4 apparition.
ERIN: Daniel. Teresa.
- Whoa. - Okay, okay, okay!
- Ah, Kev. - That's...
Whoa. Hey! How you doing, man?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
- I have some questions. - Seriously?
Oh, God, I got to get my gear.
(SIREN WAILING)
No, actually, I think the world of your mom.
Taxi! Taxi!
(WHOOPS)
- But that's why they have that saying. - ABBY: It's a nonsense saying.
- Look at how high! - Look at the amazing spread!
Okay. Homeboy is pretty much not keeping up with what we agreed upon.
Um, we believe that someone is creating a device
Sir Aldridge once wrote in his diary,
The eyes!
You get a car, and you get a car, and you get a car!
Huh.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
We know you're not frauds,
A man came to see me at my work saying his building was haunted.
Please, Abby, just take the book down. Please.
Yo, yo, I got something for us, too!
Maybe steer clear of the door.
Boy, she's got an impressive purr.
Okay, we need to explore something a lot cheaper.
You just got Holtzmanned, baby!
We really appreciate it, but it's time to knock it off.
- You want to go find some ghosts? - Yes.
(RATTLING CONTINUES)
Move out the way 'cause I'm driving crazy
- (STAMMERS) No, no, no... You got a... - PATTY: Nope.
What is... Wait, I'm smelling both electrical discharge
Big hall! (GASPS)
Plus, we weren't invited to any parties.
Fingers crossed.
ROWAN: Aldridge Mansion? Check.