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so if you could just stand over there,
at pulling all the ionized ecto-matter back into the dimension of its origin.
Call this number if you have any more info.
There's a whole lot of sinning but they're greener for miles
Still, so many questions about that choice.
If we can do that, we might be able to cause a reverse reaction.
Rhythmic clapping.
(SHUDDERING)
You know, and she was beautiful.
Oh, my God.
Hi, Junior. If I may, uh, when is the last time the paranormal entity was actually seen?
Oh. Is that what this thing's name is?
Oh, you got that up and going?
Kids, hello.
The eyes
ABBY: All right. Turning the machine on.
Phil. Phil. Hi. Phil, um...
What do I have to do?
- Get your ass up out of here. - Come on.
but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
So, make the most of your extra time.
I should've gave you some coveralls, man. It's so unsanitary down here.
Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway
(ROARING)
Never mind.
So Supossed to do puffin
(SOFTLY) We do.
I get it.
Come on, move!
Come on, let's go.
We're set for the final review of your tenure case on Thursday.
HOLTZMANN: And once again, fire!
Oh! Ooh! Watch the rings. Watch the rings.
Did you get sugar in it this time?
with your pranks?
Hey, hey, hey, you guys, I got these from work.
Run! Run!
I got the ghost
Oh, and we towed your car. Real-tow, not fake-tow.
Later days. Can you hear this? Let me turn it up.
- ERIN: Um... - Oh.
but the finale is what got me.
We're gonna catch a ghost, bring it back to the lab...
Everybody pullin ' up with they hands out
Today, at 4:32 p. m.,
- We got tons of space. - Stripper pole!
And you abandoned that baby before it even learned to fly!
(HOLTZMANN LAUGHS)
You know, to be honest with you,
PATTY: Hey. Uh, good morning.
- Oh, I just like them. - (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
What are you doing?
- Oh, my God, help me. - Hi, Patty.
UNCLE: We're not stacking 'em like flapjacks!
We are late. Get in here.
Does it look right?
You get a chatgpt You get a chatgpt, You get a chatgpt
I'd call this a successful test.
(GROWLS)
Not my babies!
- That's... - Don't have to clean them anymore.
- Whoa, whoa! - No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
You know, we should probably start with a very important question
Nothing would make me happier.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
and to top it all off, we got a freakin' Faraday cage
I'm sorry. That book you're holding is utter nonsense.
- Just glad you okay, man. - Kevin!
Get ghost
- No! God, no! We will all die. - Turn to ash from the inside out.
ABBY: I mean, for sure. That's... HOLTZMANN: Uh, guys?
You know what? We should probably let them just work this out.
- ABBY: You know what? - Hmm?
Who cares if you impress him?
Our main concern is that we're allowed to continue our work.
- (PHONE RINGING) - I'm joining the club.
Get ghost
Excuse me. Why are you doing this?
Bet all the bad girls be callin ' you now
HOLTZMANN: Yep.
Get ghost
Oh...
So, Abby, I've been doing a lot of thinking,
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
we will soon be able to combine general relativity and quantum theory.
Exquisite.
Likeness that you fear the most
If it’s a crime to look Then guilty as charged
Why are there ghosts in New York?
No.
We saw a ghost!
I'm sorry.
ERIN: I love the green paper! ABBY: Thank you.
Get ghost
(SIREN WAILING)
A 460-page gag?
(CACKLING)
♪♪
What is that, a burn?
(DEEP GROWL)
We're testing the lab... In the...
Great.
I'm telling you.
(GHOSTS HOWLING)
(GHOSTBUSTERS BY RAY PARKER JR. PLAYING)
Who's out there? Holtzmann, I swear to God, I...
HOLTZMANN: Seem to have hit an impasse.
Hey, why y'all like this?
And I told my parents, and they didn't believe me.
Come on now.
'Ey. Look at me. Stop.
I should have worked out more when I was alive.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Huh.
Okay, we should probably get this equipment out of here.
What's ley lines?
Oh, this is fun.
- Okay. - So, what do you know?
(GRUNTING)
(STUTTERING) Hey!
ERIN: Be careful.
We gotta cross the streams.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay.
It was re-blogged from a site entitled Ghost News.
Ms. Gilbert's association with the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute, albeit distant,
Anything at all.
HOLTZMANN: Come on.
- Let's do this! - Go, go.
Okay. I apologize. That looks nastier than I intended.
No, I can see them.
Are you kidding me?
It's okay.
Then I will consider, maybe,
It's serious. We're doing important work.
I control all of you.
- What's up? - PATTY: He was, like, standing over here...
There we go.
Thank you, and I proudly take that title.
(SCREECHES)
(RAPID BEEPING)
Oh. Well, you said let's, so...
The receptionist job that was in the paper. Um, that's what I was here about.
I'd love you to meet me any place, any time.
They hung up?
It's a lot heavier than I expected,
Hell no! The Devil is a liar!
Holtz, are we good?
You know that we only comprehend about 4% of the universe.
- (HAND THUDS) - Break the barrier.
Crash and burn it all away
(CAR HORN BLARES)
Hollow-laser technology, sucks in the ghost and neutralizes it.
You know, his technology's not that different from ours.
I found a fantastic spot for your business.
- That wasn't me. - I saw that quite a bit.
I'm getting the hang of this!
Like the rhythm, it makes you feel just a little like lifting off the ground
- and isotopic decay. - Isotopic decay.
- Sound familiar? - (ABBY GROANING)
I don't want my mom calling me, like... (GROANS)
Up in here, up in here
Oh, I'm not gonna tell you. I'm just gonna show you. You'll see.
ERIN: What is this for?
What?
fully funded.
Break the barrier.
Call the other now
Patty, try a little harder, okay?
- There was a lab incident. - But he's gonna wake up.
See, Abby, I told you to have that sandwich, man.
Oh! (LAUGHING)
What you're looking for You want some more...
It's fraudulent and unsafe, frankly.
- We still good for brunch? - Nope.
Also, um, I got chased by a ghost.
At the time of its construction,
He came to see me this morning.
Distinct human form.
- Yeah, I've seen a ghost. - You, too?
Attagirl!
Should probably get started.
I'm not afraid, not afraid
Room full of nightmares. Not going in there.
MAN: You don't want it here anymore?
Everything got sucked into the portal, then it closed up.
Well, I'm terribly sorry that you have a draft in your room.
(CREAKING CONTINUES)
Hey, guys, I got some pretty cool stuff cooking up over here,
De Blasio treating coronavirus like he's the mayor from ghostbusters Never compare me to the jaws mayor. Never!
- Unlock it. Unlock it. - AGENT HAWKINS: Okay, wait. Hold on.
Their skin is on the inside of their body?
There he is.
It's good that it's big, too, 'cause I've got a lot of big ideas I'm going to be spreading.
- Uh... Chelsea is at 10th Avenue and 18th. - 18th. 10th and 18th.
Well, uh, so I have made the introduction.
- Hey! Hey! - ERIN: Abby.
Um... Okay.
Phyllis is guest lecturing in Daniels' astrophysics and cosmology.
I think you broke it.
We're watching you!
Wow!
- Kevin? - Yes, boss?