Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have been bullied your entire life.

How may I help you?

Abby, why don't you let her listen to the EVP.

(BEE GEES' YOU SHOULD BE DANCING PLAYING)

'cause I don't enjoy any of you, especially you.

I'm working on some kind of next-level stuff.

Enjoy the show.

Well, the best kind of loving is the one that hurts

- we only got a couple of minutes. - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

Okay, Erin, on my cue.

there's a perfectly nice bathroom upstairs at Starbucks.

Stop booking travel so fast I'm so sorry

Dr. Martin Heiss, the famed scientist and paranormal debunker?

If you could just chuck me down my own proton pack, that'd be great.

And I don't want to piss off the ghost.

- (BURPS) - (GROANING)

He's a dog. His name is Mike Hat.

No, I know that's what they're saying.

Yeah, I can put some light on that.

- Ed Mulgrave? - Yes.

I just want to say what an exciting moment this is.

Too sexy for academia?

I tried the police, but I just sound crazy.

- Welcome aboard. - KEVIN: Cool.

(GHOSTS WHOOPING)

when ur dad tells u to drive him but there's ghosts

- ERIN: Okay. - Jesus.

PATTY: I guess some people actually do know what we did.

Dr. Roberts. Robert, hello.

Don't tell anyone. I don't want people to panic or anything.

A ghost threw him out the window.

Haven't been able to.

Oh, dear brave men and women of the protection services industry,

they were murdered by his eldest daughter,

What year is it?

- EVP is electro... - Electro voice phenomenon.

- HOLTZMANN: Slap me. - (LAUGHING) Okay.

- It's devastating. - (SIGHS)

Come on. Let's go!

Now, you're complicated

Eye contact from the (Paw patrol the mighty movie Trailer 2023)

Anyway, if you could just mosey around, you'll probably bump into it.

Okay, we believe in provable,

Come on, girl. You deserve every wonton in the world.

Three hits on the six, there's a number that you dial

- Hi. - (MAN WHOOPS)

- (OFFICERS SHOUTING) - (GUNS COCKING)

It's gonna maximize flexibility during hand-to-specter combat.

Uh, we don't want mass hysteria either.

The thing is, this isn't really a club. It's a scientific research group.

- Yeah. - We did.

- (SPRAY PAINT HISSES) - Wait, wait. Hey! Seriously? For real?

and was saved by Sir Aldridge.

Okay, if he gets one of his machines in there and it's big enough,

- That is strange. - That is not what he said.

The portal's too strong.

I wasn't just gonna leave you twice. I wasn't just gonna leave you twice.

Okay, so, that little asshole over there is the target.

ABBY: I have now moved above you, and you still can't help me out.

- Really? - (CAMERA CLICKS)

- Just for business purposes. - Business purposes only.

Crash and burn it all away

Do it in the right place, with enough power, and there goes the barrier.

The cat has been out of the bag before,

Why don't I see ghosts flying around everywhere?

I wish we still had this presentation.

I think you're looking for a different Erin Gilbert.

- All stolen. - No...

You know, talk to other people, and we will hire who is most qualified, okay? Deal?

You don't find him attractive?

HOLTZMANN: Okay, so it's your standard-issue haunted building.

You have to stop kissing this.

(DEEP LAUGHTER)

(LOUD RUMBLING)

You can't do that, Holtzy!

If it doesn't work, we can just swing it around and break stuff,

- Now is not the time to be messing with... - No.

CROWD: (CHANTING) Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

ERIN: It's always the sad, pale ones.

(PKE METER WHIRRING)

We are not gonna be quiet about that.

Hey, how you doing, sir? Got a Metro...

I mean, that was like a real thing right there.

Oh, there hasn't? There hasn't been one...

It's a Swiss Army knife

I think he's mechanical from, like, the rib cage down.

But, I mean, there is kind of a glass is half full aspect of it.

What's next? You gonna give me a wedgie?

That means you are afraid of ghosts.

- I... My ears just... - Mine just popped, too.

Not bad, ghost girl.

- No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna kill you, Abby. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

I've been a-dancing in a devil's dirt

She specializes in theoretical particle physics.

MAN: Whatever, freak show. Just do it.

Okay, what was the other address you said?

If I had a flying baby, I'd zip this, and so would you.

- Ah. - Uh-oh, Kev. Stop, Kev.

I think the balloon popped my ear!

Forget this, man!

Uh, why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?

If everybody knew what was going on, you know, there'd be a panic.

ABBY: What the hell is that thing?

We gotta get something to eat. We gotta find that Basset Hound.

I would've used aluminum, but I'm crazy.

- Hi. Hi. - Hi.

Oh, come on! Suddenly this place has a classy reputation to uphold?

- Okay. Well, we should probably... - Hmm.

Is this a joke?

I'd put that at a T3.

(SINGING) Who you gonna call when you feel all pent up inside your head?

I love the hair, by the way. Makes you look a lot older.

Phyllis, I would like to introduce Erin Gilbert.

we have seen multiple Class 4 malevolent apparitions.

Well, if it's a crime to look good, guilty as charged.

All right, I would like to remind everybody here

ROWAN: Over here.

I got it at the dumpster yesterday.

Then he screamed and went back into a coma.

Sorry, Lansing.

You're standing in the acid.

Well, I think it's touched my skin, and it's given me a rash.

Well, I bet all that screaming tuckered him out.

he sealed it shut.

So, what do we think of these Ghostbusters? Are they to be taken seriously? And...

for when the next train arrives,

This is fun, right?

I was born to be a Ghostbuster, all right?

She thinks that's a sliding door.

'Cause I'm telling you right now, if I see two twins from The Shining,

I got his ass! Here I am.

But sometimes you need the Swiss Army.

It's A Full Paranormal Transferal Embodiment.

- We saw a ghost. - We saw a ghost!

there is a ghost

- We are legitimate scientists. - Let me interrupt you.

Bye. There's the door.

Okay, we are on the cusp of something here, a real discovery.

There's a ghost anywhere around here, this baby's gonna find it.

(TRAIN HORN BLOWS)

Come on, Rowan, get out of him!

There is no experimental backing for anything in that book.

- I thought it was Devo. - (MUSIC STOPS)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

I just made eye contact.

Please, come sit down. Take that one.

- What? - Put it down. Carefully.

And if you guys want to study ghosts,

(BOTH LAUGHING)

PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm. Yeah. ERIN: Oh.

(FLAME WHOOSHES)

Oh, impressive.

I'm pretty sure none of it is supposed to be in the subway, though.

- Oh, guys, we got to get a car. - PATTY: Come on, baby.

(Creaking Continues) - (Metal Squeaking)

That one's not ready. It's yours when it is.