Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Want your Little sandwich?

- Where'd it go? Where'd it go? - There!

- physical results. - (PHONE RINGING)

Anyone seen my spaceship

We'll take it from here. Thank you.

- You know what? You know what? - Right?

They will return to pester the living with unspeakable pain and torment.

And if my colleagues at Columbia University google my name,

I believe in ghosts 'cause I just saw one!

We cannot keep carrying that equipment up here.

Guys, we haven't had customers, anyway.

I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs, so...

- Who are you guys? - Official business.

- Power us up. - Okay.

All right, man.

Who cares what anybody else is saying about us?

When it comes to these ghosts, we'll take it from here.

- (STUTTERS) What EVP? - No. Not... There's no EVP.

Ow! That's gonna leave a mark!

Run! We're gonna lose it! Come on!

Oh, God. I don't have time to try to explain why that's not going to happen.

then why were you looking for the book?

(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)

Polar bear on 63rd and 5th Avenue.

You're Erin Gilbert, right?

Yeah. It's hard to shine that penny, but yeah.

Oh, you can't see anything.

Well, let's get these barriers destroyed, shall we?

Fernando was down here when something crawled out of a wall vent, and...

KEVIN: Oh, for fun.

Yeah. Like Patrick Swayze.

Hey, good luck on your tenure review. Make me proud.

That's why I've made a table of treats.

Uh... When we were risking our lives, trying to save New York City,

It's, unfortunately, the only way to draw attention to good science.

But once the cat is out of the bag,

Look what you made me do!

Uh, why don't you go back to your mother's basement where you live?

Unlike Columbia, this institute is 100% behind us.

How does it take you an hour to go up one flight of stairs?

1 second rule… Don’t cross the streams

ERIN: Patty, stay still.

You're the only one that can do something. Don't...

Shoot. You know what? You're not gonna get that treat today.

On that horrifying note, thank you all so much for coming.

Uh, Jillian Holtzmann, Radio Times.

Wankers! Black Sabbath did that shit in '74.

Absolutely. Yes, I will. Yes, of course!

they locked her in this basement.

She's a scientist.

Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts.

We're... Yes. We're the Ghostbusters.

- I can't. It's in the fish tank. - Uh, no.

You don't know. I'll tell you what.

This is the last face… You ever seen

Let me guess, Get out?

The world is on your shoulders

You know what I'm saying, like, just a wind...

- He's with the Council for Logic and Data. - Okay.

I'm just gonna disconnect his phone.

So, how did y'all get into ghosts? Did one of you see one?

Abby? You in there?

- Okay. - Kevin. Oh. (CHUCKLES)

I've been waiting for everyone for a long time.

It's gonna turn that portal into a giant ghost trap.

and congratulations, I've decided to become a Ghostbuster.

Please do not answer.

She's getting away! Come on!

I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do

MAN: (ON TV) Tonight, the Ghost Jumpers make contact with the ghost of Bigfoot.

it was one of the most elegant homes in existence.

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[ High-Pitched Scream ]

(CROWD CH EERING)

- Darling, that's wonderful. - I know.

My God! I mean, that power surge really held him.

I mean, wonderful things that are worth living for.

He has major anxiety problems.

I'm not going with you guys.

an illusional meta-physious, spectro-mian.

I wasn't just gonna leave you twice.

im the cum monster i want to drink all of your cum mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey! That worthless garbage belongs to this school!

All right, let's narrow his path.

That's not so good.

GARRET: Excuse me! Excuse me!

This cannot be the best option for people.

PATTY: You want to use the bathroom,

All right, well, what do you think?

I'm kidding. You were gone two seconds.

- Ley lines. - Ley lines.

PATTY: The portal's closing!

and we probably don't really look like legitimate scientists.

Who's the flying beefcake?

That... It just makes me feel so warm and tingly inside.

I mean, you got soup,

Man, I got a cousin Mookie.

- Yeah. - And go to town.

All right, move, people! I need to get down that aisle!

All right, ladies.

I'm in a hide-and-seek tournament, and we are in the semis.

We're actually gonna discuss everything just for a second,

- Wait, what? What? - I don't want to talk to him.

Oh. Is that what that thing's name is? Oh. Is that what that thing's name is?

Why don't you hold while I connect you to someone who might care.

Has been a while, hasn't it?

'Cause, otherwise, there'd be mass hysteria.

A little help, please?

I'm in a hide and seek tournament and we are in the semis

and we're like, Uh, that's stupid. (CHUCKLES)

Since I'm gonna go to hell anyway

I have someone I want you to meet.

And ass-kissing.

So we've been investigating this extremely quietly.

It feels like the slime is after me, personally.

Pure muscle. Oh, and baby-soft skin.

That is strange. That is not what he said. That is strange. That is not what he said.

- I don't know what I was thinking. - All right.

They coming busting in

Uh, Abby transferred to my high school, junior year.

Kids is mean, man. But I believe you.

- Really? - Yeah.

Actually, we'd like you to continue to study this subject,

And ass-kissing

There's not even any meat in there. That's just a carrot.

I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to broth.

(DOOR CREAKING SOFTLY)

(PEOPLE GRUNTING)

We are the Beasts of Mayhem! Huh!

I think the word we're looking for is apocalypse. Apocalypse.

We want to thank you for your discretion.

- ...is... - ...normal.

- We want the visual! - No, no, this is very helpful.

- Yeah. - Who can afford that?

PATTY: Grab her!

You need some food. Your moods have been real bad, yo.

All right, well, how 'bout you take us across the street.

from Dr. Branum at Princeton.

This is a bad idea.

But I assure you, whoever is responsible for this

Oh! Ding dong. (LAUGHS)

Trust in your abilities,

A Romanian woman and her child were forced to leave the lifeboat to make room.

an army of the undead will return to pester the living.

- PATTY: Oh, my God. - We got to get 'em out of there.

We like him, despite his many, many frustrating quirks.

(LIP SYNCING) When it feels like

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

Play something gentle!

Proton guns are all well and good,

In your neighborhood

And what's upsetting about that is I don't think you know that that's wrong.

Aim for the silver canisters.

Is it more or less disgusting if I tell you it came from the front?

instead of turning her in to the police,

about the people who shot the video.

Holtzmann. Virgo.

Oh, Lord, have mercy.

No, implode is the wrong word. It'll be more violent than that.

it's an unusually powerful spot.