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(SCREAMING)
My name is on it.
that you are frauds.
- What? - Unless you ate something weird.
Hell yeah!
(CRUNCHING)
(SPITS)
I got the ghost
Okay. That looks like it's got some merit.
(PHON ERINGING)
- I found this in a box when we were moving. - Oh, no.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Please! Get out!
Ghostbuster, who you gonna call?
Wow. (LAUGHS)
and she was standing at the foot of my bed,
(ABBY SCREAMING)
Yes. Hold my hand longer.
Couldn't figure that out, either. Call me when you figure that out.
Crash and burn it all away
JENNIFER: It's just a trick.
- Come on! - Holtz?
ERIN: Uh, it came with the shirt.
Exquisite.
- (WOMEN GASP) - (GROWLS)
We're not gonna find another one that pretty.
- Okay, Erin, come here. - ABBY: Let me document this.
- Abby, hang on! I'm coming! - What is she doing?
(ABBY MOANING SPOOKILY)
(ROARING)
We're still assessing what type of containment method we're gonna use.
"I'm wrong about everything."
You carry a lot of tension in your shoulders.
(PIANO PLAYS MELODY)
Ah, Dr. Gibbons. (CHUCKLES)
- We got a ghost in there. - Whoo!
ABBY: It's catchy. ERIN: It's good.
And check this out!
that this building is built in the same place
Have fun!
ABBY: Whoa...
(STUDENT CONTINUES MUTTERING, BANGING ON VENDING MACHINE)
what happened in Times Square and throughout the city.
You know they make smaller headphones now, right?
So go back upstairs to your little dim sum tea party, okay?
ROWAN: What form would you prefer I take?
Come on, we got you!
Check.
I'm a Ghostbuster.
Who are you?
We just want to shove that cat back into the bag.
- Okay, that's clearer. - MAN: Yeah.
Can I have my lunch that I've been waiting an hour for?
Oh, no, it's not. It's just a bird.
- He just started figuring out the phones! - Yeah.
Who you gonna call?
Who thought it would be funny to put Earl in that old lady's back?
Nobody hurts Kevin, man! Nobody hurts Kevin!
(EXHALES) Let's go.
ERIN: I think those machines are making them stronger!
Let me have the camera. Thank you.
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
and this one's even more ionized than the one at the Aldridge Mansion.
when you don't actually do anything.
That's not mine!
If you could just come take a look.
- I'm being specifically clear. - Let me. Let me.
I did a lot, actually.
Uh, It came with the shirt
You've caught a ghost. I can't see it.
Um... Oh, I know what you're talking about.
- Two? - No.
Well, that sounds very scary.
I spoke with Martin Heiss earlier.
I fixed it.
ABBY: Just be cautious.
- Watch it! - Stop, Kev.
Now I die for the night 'cause the days are done
oh ho ho!
Okay.
What the hell am I doing in New York?
Except for Kathy. She doesn't get it.
I just came down to get some ice.
Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter.
So we just are gonna fake-arrest you now.
What is that?
You're like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
If you turn around, you'll see me. I'm right behind you.
It's smooth.
Get ghost
Kevin?
- Yes. - I almost got killed.
Look at the ceiling to the floor height!
Oh, my God, you guys. This is the dude that was at the subway
Let's split up, and if you see anything, get on the walkie.
I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do
Oh.
Oh, God.
You are a genius, Patty.
I mean, I was in a hurry.
Can I bring my suitcases up?
Oh, boy. Okay.
Guys, look, as much as I would like to have him here to look at...
When these barriers are destroyed,
If there's something weird and it don't look good
(CHUCKLES)
I've dedicated my life to it.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
When your husband is a bad ass I'm in a hide and seek tournament and we are in the semis
Okay, well, books can't fly. And neither can babies, so...
It's basically, like, we're both using the same science.
I would love to see it.
which I have been denied.
Is he going on the tracks?
Get out of the city! Get out of the city!
I thought it was gonna kill him. I shrieked when I saw it. I...
That's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
- Who threw him out the window? - (SIREN WAILING)
(YELLING)
Behind these are millions of souls,
It's our hot and sour shrimp soup.
Yep, you sure can.
will be flogged within an inch of their life and then left on the street to die like a pig.
I won't.
ERIN: It's working!
It's a Swiss Army knife.
(BOTH YELLING)
Kevin? Kevin?
Ow!
Get ghost
Yep, it is. I have another option, though.
I hope that's a water chestnut.
My... Get off of me!
ERIN: Because he doesn't believe us.
I thought they would've been happy about that.
But they're okay, right?
Oh, my God!
- Yeah. Yes, that's smart. - Yes.
Welcome to the glory days of New York City.
And they used a chromium alloy for the hull. (SCOFFS)
you stopped in to get a sandwich?
Uh...
Kevin, I'm really gonna need you to try a little harder. Okay, buddy?
not lying for a sad moment of fame.
You know, an aquarium is a submarine for fish.
The police are already on their way.
I have really bad knees.
I'll have you know that I walked over to the power box,
He's gonna be the third scariest thing on that train.
I hate doing that.
Wait, wait, wait. You mean that thing you were talking about that's so powerful
'Ey. Come on, man.
is a blight on this university.
Is everything a joke to you guys?
Oh, it's like Mardi Gras in there.
Just don't hit Patty anywhere important.
We're gonna catch a ghost, we're gonna bring...
And it's not stopping!
Like the peaceful trade between the Lenape Indians and Captain Warren.
That's probably the radiation.
ABBY: Oh!
Uh, over here,
Oh.
ERIN: How's it going over here?
She would not abandon you.
Oh, my God.
Hi.
Asher told to take his medicine
(POUNDING ON DOOR)
(GROANS)
And y'all encouraging him.
- Oh, thank you. That's very nice. - All right.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
(CHUCKLES)
Like, he's sitting behind you, making some pottery?
Uh, maybe something stationary. Like a bull's-eye.
How can you be eating right now?
Garret here saw it on Tuesday, and I believe it made him soil himself.
Jaxon running out of Apple juice..
- You know what? I want to make a toast. - (CLINKS GLASS)
Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes?
Do you see that?
- Ah, not my slippers. - HOLTZMANN: It's hydrochloric acid.
Was it perfect?
Shut it down and send the funds Brandon.
Sweet, sweet Kev. The two are unrelated.
and y'all won't have to lug all this heavy equipment around.
Rock and roll.
It's like it was part of a miniature cyclotron.
- (LOW RUMBLING) - Oh. Ah.
(GROWLS)
Suck it.
- Holtzmann? - Yup.
Get ghost
ABBY: Yeah, I'd say so.
You can see clearly there's something in the picture that isn't easily explained.
And I know the phones aren't ringing off the hook right now, but they will be.
but we happen to like the world the way it is.
This is my job. I'm gonna get fired!
- No. - Sexy.
THE RENT IS $21,000 A MONTH FUCK YOU!
Who the shit is this?
(DEEP CHUCKLING)
They'll always ignore you.