Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A couple quick questions for my blog.

- But I'm saying the cat's already out. - I know. I know it's out.

inside that thermos?

Uh, the Stonebrook Theatre?

We just want to shove that damn cat back in the bag.

(SINGING) If there's something strange in the neighborhood

that was talking about the cataclysms! This is him!

You were never getting invited! You were never getting invited!

- I combined a couple of Swayze movies. - ERIN: Yeah.

ABBY: Oh, God, he's really going for it.

but I know New York.

Look, I know it probably sounds like we're making this up.

Yeah, I know. It was so awesome.

Oh, I accept your tenure. (LAUGHS)

I kinda wish I could've seen it, man.

You found my pipe.

(SINGING) Abby, come and get your sandwich

I had a good job at the MTA.

Um, Aldridge Mansion. Um, Upper West Side. Yes? 70... 72nd.

HOLTZMANN: Okay.

- (LOW GROWLING) - HOLTZMANN: Uh-oh.

souls which have been cast aside.

Okay, I'm calling this in.

- He's creating a vortex. - A vortex.

- All right. - Okay.

- Oh, God, it stinks. - Just a big, beautiful dummy.

It was my mother's.

Uh, hi. Hello. Sorry, I didn't know anyone else was here.

Oh, no. Are you kidding?

You have a good day, all right?

Don't mind if I do.

(RUMBLING STOPS)

and you guys know a lot about this science stuff,

The human brain, you know, it can only handle so much.

There's a ghost in that thing, and I want it.

And I love you. Thank you.

No feet on the table, please.

I saw Pilgrims. Ghost Pilgrims.

Then you must've been afforded the basic dignity and respect of a human being,

and yet, people lose interest and put it back in.

A few months ago, we spent eight nights at the Chelsea Hotel.

- Oh. - (ABBY EXHALES)

(PKE METER BEEPING RAPIDLY)

Oh, well, um, lots of different jobs.

because it just seemed too random to have any merit.

Hey. That's a dope jacket, man. I got that jacket.

Yes, please, have a seat.

Mmm-hmm. Well, that sounds like

We stalk them. And we are very close to trapping one soon.

A game changer, yes.

The first sentence is, This is not a joke.

- I will slap you as... - (BOTH GRUNT)

but it's time you hop out.

Likeness that you fear the most

Let's start light and easy.

You spell science with a Y ''.

(GHOSTS GROWLING)

Only, I know how to read.

and I'm pretty sure it's compacting my spinal column, but...

Um, interesting fact. This grandfather clock was on the Titanic

Why don't you call and make an appointment?

in the big hall.

I call it the nutcracker.

Co-author of Ghosts from Our Past:

Oh, we're dancing? Okay.

- OFFICER: Go! Go! Moving out! - (SIRENS WAILING)

and I'm sure, on paper, flooding New York City with ghosts

when his breakfast was not waiting for him.

- That's great. - Yeah, we'll put them on in the car.

You know what? I got to get this thing on film.

I'm glad I didn't know any of you when you were alive,

- You shoot like girls. - 12 o'clock!

Sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak to you about something you wrote.

Якщо виглядати гарно- це злочин, то винна за усіма звинуваченнями.

I just haven't had the appropriate proximity to an entity for it to work.

that's a dead man or a gringo like me

No, I don't have a cat.

Thanks for the upgrade.

Crash and burn it all away

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

Stop playing like you don't.

Wait, are you saying Martin Heiss?

Wait...that is a gecko.

First, how does it feel wasting tax payer money and government resources

(CHUCKLES) Still don't believe me.

I bet you he pop locks. I bet you...

And all the other kids were, you know, getting drunk and going to parties,

And we have actually done it.

This is reckless, Jillian.

He did. He called me sobbing, saying, Oh, my God, my pants are toast.

But it really makes me feel good

- Come on, move! - Move!

- It's fine. - (ABBY CHUCKLES)

What do those look like to you?

Ozzy rocks! Whoo!

It was just another publicity stunt by these incredibly sad and lonely women.

And, to me, the purpose of life is to love.

But my concern is, I feel like the cat is sort of already kind of out of the bag.

'Cause that's a creepy-ass Macy's Parade.

Hi, ma'am. If you're waiting for takeout, you should really wait downstairs.

I think the ghost

The Aldridge Mansion.

And we are rolling.

- Oh, that one. - Yep.

Hey, how's this containment unit?

We may never know.

If there's something strange

This is my mentor, Dr. Rebecca Gorin.

- Kevin. You got the job. - Hmm?

Along with a ghost emoji now, thank you very much,

plus Holtzy's hollow beam to this baby, and voilà.

Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real!

Low blood sugar is serious!

You ain't rapped long enough to be foolin ' with me

No, no, no, I don't really think that's a good idea.

- Erin, please get in. - ERIN: Holtzmann, this is not the time.

Exactly. I'm wrong about everything. (CHUCKLES)

I got a tub of soup, and I got one split wonton.

Bennie, don't get weird on me, okay?

But I'm busy getting ghost, I ain 't never around

We need help around here.

All right. I should be going.

Yeah, just make sure you're recording it.

I got to get in there, set up. Let's go on a tour.

"Exactly. I'm wrong about everything."

"I've got some questions."

(ALL STRAINING)

And I understand that, but let me tell you something.

You didn't tell me about a book that you wrote,

Kevin. Hi, can you answer the phone, please?

- Wait, you have it? - (ABBY EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

I hate to DeBarge in. (LAUGHS)

So there is a body?

Listen, we're scientists.

That is more and more unsettling.

But it cannot answer the essential question of what is our purpose here.

- Mayor. - MAYOR BRADLEY: Oh!

Hey! There you are.

Hey, you're not supposed to be down here, man. Only subway...

I don't allow my lab to submit to journals anymore.

And the universe shall bend before your will.

You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death.

Charge the lines.

Holtzmann, I am beyond impressed.

You know what? You come with me.

Checking the settings. We look good.

Look what Mr. Cuckoo Pants has been reading at the beach. No.

- (TRAIN HORN BLOWS) - You guys might want to hurry up.

- Here is your coffee, Abby. - Thank you.