Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm the historian at the Aldridge Mansion, and I believe it's haunted.

- Excuse me. - Patty,

Okay, Patty, stay still!

- (WHOOSHING) - (ABBY LAUGHS)

When your husband is a bad ass

- Worked for... - I'm just gonna... Just real quick.

(SIRENS WAILING)

- Erin... - I'm sorry!

I got you, baby! I got you!

6th and 26th. 6th and 26th. Okay.

Here's your chance to work on that.

(HELMET WHIRRING QUIETLY)

Oh, you know what? You know what I thought...

- Buddy. - (SNAPS FINGERS) Yes, I can, boss.

Mmm, Ice cream. Mmm.

Oh, 'cause it crushes the ghost.

Say hello to my little...

All your friend said was that

I do what the good girls don't

Kevin dabbles in web design.

- Can I help you? - Yes. Hi.

Erin, if you don't believe in this stuff anymore,

- Yeah! - (LAUGHS)

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

This is what ‘legit’ feels like!

Come on, Rowan, show yourself!

Uh, more important question. When did you have time to get a sandwich?

and the kids at school found out,

I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang

What? No, no, no, wait!

Mayor Bradley, you have to listen to me!

- Nice! - All right!

We gotta cross 'em up, and we've got an extremely good shot

(GHOST SCREECHES, GROWLS)

I forgot that I had stomach problems.

On the morning of October 25th, 1894, Sir Aldridge awoke, furious,

ABBY: Oh, my God, you killed a Pilgrim.

Oh, you gonna get it now!

Um, my name is Erin Gilbert, Doctor of Particle Physics at Columbia...

(GHOSTS WHOOSHING)

Don't you understand? These ghosts kill people!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Now, if you'll excuse me, my class will be here any minute.

He's all yours.

- Stop painting. - I'm so sorry.

He rip that V-neck off and he gets it busy, man.

- Oh, damn. - I think we may look like chew toys to him.

(IN SOFT VOICE) Oh, God.

- (WOMAN TALKING EXCITEDLY) - Whee, oh, slow down. I... What...

Y'all gon' make me go all out

Yeah, that's me.

- Yes, that is very important. - Very important.

ERIN: If the cat is outta the bag, you can't put it back in!

(MUFFLED) Mayor Bradley, it's me!

These gentlemen are on it. Let the government do their work.

You truly scare me. I just want to let you know that.

Except that you're right.

No, no, no, no. Let him, let him...

We were just doing some experiments over here.

Bye. There's the door.

That got you thinkin ' that you Superman...

(BOTH LAUGHING)

- The eyes. - All right, Holtzmann.

Abby. We spoke on the phone.

- Thank you. - Nice.

(Metal Squeaking Continues)

Oh, thank you for everything you did. You saved us all.

ERIN: Hello. Hi.

Um, you know, are you seeing anyone right now?

WHEN A ROBOT DOES THE ROBOT... IS IT STILL THE ROBOT? OR JUST DANCING...?

Well, good news.

(GONG RINGS LOUDLY)

Uh, I'm cool, dude. Yeah.

- Yes! That's awesome! - What?

- What? - Knock it off.

at your stupider college.

I'm talking about your book.

Bend your knees to compensate for the extra kickback.

Don't let any man tell you otherwise.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

T4, if it was poop.

- Boo. - (SCREAMS)

What are you doing?

Oh. He covered his eyes.

Please don't be like the mayor in Jaws.

(GASPING) Okay...

Look, I am up for tenure right now.

if you want to just turn your head.

So, good day to you, sir.

- Well, I didn't ask for that. - Well, in that case, I'll send up some cream.

- Downtown? - ERIN: Yes, yes. In here.

Did you gag Hannah. We need her quiet

Theater. Downtown. Downtown.

Just like to carry it in this box with all my other personal stuff.

Dr. Heiss, you're a highly regarded scientific authority.

And super not-benign!

You stay away from Taft.

- An AP-xH shift. Yes! - Shift.

(CLICKS TONGUE) Yes.

I don't even know how you got that. I thought I burned both copies.

- Yeah, I know how to get out. It's figurative. - It's really not that hard.

- That was... I'm a little proud of us. Uh-oh. - Yes.

- Oh, come on. - PATTY: You know what?

authorities are still trying to understand

You're right. I'm sorry.

I'm telling you, it used to take so long

Oh, my God! They're showi ng the video! We famous! We famous.

Okay, you sweaty freaks.

PATTY: All right, ladies, we got a limited window

- What? - It's on Books on Tape, too.

She's a brilliant engineer and very loyal.

- (CLEARS THROAT) Hi. Excuse me. - Hold on.

There's sightings all over the city.

The guests are starting to complain.

...was awesome!

- Good morning, Jack. - Hi.

Hey, stop right there!

so let me know if you need some MetroCards.

- (SIZZLING) - (GARRET GASPS)

We may never remember it if we get it, but we do never know to remember. We may never remember it if we get it, but we do never know to remember.

You know how that goes.

The one where you were almost killed, remember?

we successfully trapped a Class 3 vapor.

And 100% jazzed to meet you.

It's happening.

Let's be safe, though.

I know you're getting real comfy in your Kevin skin suit,

and it can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Oh. Is that what one thing's name is? Oh. Is that what one thing's name is?

and then just throw 'em out and then start over every month, yeah.

And if you were to rank it, let's say between probably a T1 and T5...

- We did. Yeah. - Hello there.

Forgot about my new toys.

It's a PKE meter.

I'm watching you.

- No, no, no... - ERIN: Listen...

Okay. But this really does look like you.

Of course you need my permission. I wrote that book with you.

This is an institution of higher learning.

but I believe he may have been drunk when he built Gertrude's personality.

They are walking sewage, concerned only with their own trivial matters.

- I'll take a visual. - No! I can't let him.

So whenever I say, Go, you just do that.

- (MUSIC STOPS) - Ooh.

Is scarin ' you the most

I suggest you use them.

Don't let Rowan get away!

Okay, that's a dumpster.

We didn't get anything.

This is such an honor to meet you.

Well, I'm seeing all three of you.

Basement door is open.

- (GROWLS) - Okay, this is not good.

(FRANK SCREAMING)

All right, all right,

ABBY: We got another Class 4,

You should be dancing, yeah

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

PATTY: Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

Oh, when I was looking for you guys, I looked in that deli over there.

Oh... (CHUCKLES)

- (SCREECHING) - 'Cause you're looking for more

- We all did it. - We all did it.

- MAN: Do it, do it, do it. - 'Cause I am...

No, no, no, let's... You're right. We should...

- (FAINT RUMBLING) - Oh, no.

I'd talk to you at an AA meeting.

I don't understand how I get wrapped up in this stuff.

What did I tell you? Pin it to your bra strap. That's where mine is, and it...

I'm sorry, hello? Who are you?

- We all did it. - ABBY: Well, uh...

You can get your kicks, but I'll get mine first

When your friend goes into restaurant 10 minutes to close.

It's the first place in New York that they electrocuted people.

(INHALES SHARPLY)

- Martin Heiss. Okay, okay. (SHUSHES) - Okay.

- Is it very bad? - No.

(STEAM HISSING)

Hey, guys, I've been meaning to ask,

We sell the restaurant.

And if you'll follow me...

Never say that word.