Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang

call me ghost girl.

This... The magazine was here, so, I don't know,

I would like to see you dance.

I'm gonna pass out.

PATTY: We got to get 'em out of there!

WAITRESS 2: (SIGHS) Weirdo city.

Well, I'm going to lecture right now

Garbage that needs to be cleaned up.

Play some Stevie Nicks albums, you know?

Right away. Please, all of you.

Looking forward to this metal show.

Agents Hawkins and Rorke are with Homeland Security.

(GHOSTS GROANING)

It's me! It's Erin.

- I tried. - Poorly.

- Look at his ears. - Yes, I see.

- Our president is a plant. - Oh, my God!

(LAUGHS) Case in point.

- (GHOSTS LAUGHING) - (MUSIC PLAYING OVER STEREO)

Look at this. Look at it.

(IMITATES BIRD CHIRPING)

Physics Department Chair at Columbia University,

- That was really good. - We actually...

I checked to see if we had gas. That was more important.

HOLTZMANN: Based on the results of the subway field test...

Now, I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky.

Oh, well, that might be something we want to work on. Oh.

- Going to take off... - ABBY: Come on, Patty. Patty!

SINGER: Behold the power of the undead!

And we don't want to give away any spoilers before the big show.

(DEEP LAUGHTER)

- Hurry, hurry! - Run!

Found mold in my office, so I gotta move.

- Oh. - She was almost hired by CERN.

It's called I'm ma Be Me, and I wouldn 't mind playing you the title track.

Go, Karate Cats.

I do what the good girls should never ever, never ever do

Well it's a sunny day I feel brand new

Give that a toss.

We will. And you shouldn't be reading this stuff.

- ABBY: Come inside. - I'm part of the team.

I feel your pain, Erin.

Well, in that case,

Did we just catch a ghost?

I'm not sure. I mean, it's just a lot of bits and pieces.

ABBY: Just try to lure him back to the platform!

PATTY: Holtzy! Got you, Holtzy!

What’s your dogs name? Mike Hat!

Something more familiar?

Everybody 'round you start doin ' the most

- Dr. Bronstein saw this on Reddit. - Hmm.

you can imagine Sir Aldridge entertaining his wealthy guests.

You know, you don't usually think about the amount of urine smell.

What is it? Did you get something?

Why are you pretending to catch ghosts?

- Yes. - ABBY: (WHISPERS) Erin.

Hey, did y'all hire that big dumb dude?

I... You know what? I just can't watch that.

You can be like me but I'm a real brat child

People always move on.

- Hi. - (GROWLING)

If you're not gonna move, you're gonna become part of this operation!

There's a chicken frying itself in the library.

Do you wanna know how the story goes or make it up instead?

I mean, you know what?

Oh, you're in no position

PATTY: That's the train! We got to move!

- Guys, we're on TV. - Oh. What?

Well, I hope you're happy.

My name's Erin. With an E.

Oh, I couldn't disagree more.

So you're honestly gonna stand here and tell me that we didn't all see ghosts,

Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't say a weird sparking thing.

ABBY: Erin. Come on, we have finally succeeded

Ooh, I'm up for tenure. (MUMBLES MOCKINGLY)

as the first Chinese gambling den in New York. Did you know that?

Lord are for... Things are wrong!

- (SQUEAKING POP) - (GASPS)

chirp! chirp! daddy it's our fault we knew sian daddy chirp chirp! fans chirp chirp! it's our problem with faye daddy chirp! chirp! we knew ya daddy chirp! chirp! yes love god daddy chirp chirp! holes yanky cheese daddy chirp chirp!

(SIREN WAILING)

I smoke these ghosts like Backwoods

despite so many eyewitness accounts to the contrary.

Don't get too close to her, Holtzmann.

(ROWAN LAUGHING)

He wasn't really Ghostbusters material. He wasn't really Ghostbusters material.

Is scaring you the most

But still so many more checks to go.

but I think he's got that machine up and running again.

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

Do we need this safety light?

- Oh! - Hold on!

More prestigious than Princeton?

- (HOLTZMANN CLEARS THROAT) - I'm so sorry I'm late.

In front of me.

Let's light 'em up!

Then we add the reversible psychokinetic energy sync

Yes, he would love to meet you.

(CAMERA CLICKS)

Well, you know what, I don't have no problem with that.

That's a manly name.

(ABBY LAUGHING)

Okay, well, first of all, that's wrong. We don't hunt ghosts.

Ready, aim, fire!

And all of the madness

- We saw a ghost! - Yeah, we saw a ghost!

Okay, we're down here! Down here!

he's gonna be able to rip a hole right through that barrier.

Oh, gosh, it sounds like a great time, but I'm gonna have to say no

This woman is describing a Class 3 haunting in her house.

in the middle of the night online.

(LAUGHS) Oh, my gosh.

Or mankind will end.

- What? Oh... - (BENNIE GROANS)

(WOMEN GRUNTING)

When we give someone tenure, they represent this institution.

(DEEP CHUCKLING, GROWLING)

- Let's go. - Let's go...

All right, come on.

preserved both inside and out.

ERIN: Supposedly, if you look at sacred sites and weird events all over the world,

This is absolute madness

PATTY: Yo, Erin, shake that off.

I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.

- (SNICKERS) - ERIN: It's my fault, anyway.

obuna bosing obuna buling

- I don't... (SIGHS) - Okay.

I've been waiting for everyone for a long time. I've been waiting for everyone for a long time.

What publication?

(SINGING) Huh! Why fear what's around you?

ABBY: Thank you.

- ABBY: Come on! - (ROARS)

PATTY: Maybe you could do two at a time.

- Oh, man. - ABBY: Kevin!

It's been proven that superstitions can have tremendous performance benefits.

Anyway, I'll embrace it.

How do you just completely ignore my calls and messages for a week?

It's a full paranormal transferal embodiment.

- (RUMBLING GROWS LOUDER) - ERIN: Can you hear it?

Here at Columbia University, we 're about real science, discovering truth,

Ah, come on, man. Come on, man.

- It is, isn't it? - It is. I'm sorry.

Go, Kev. Go, Kev.

We're the Ghostbusters!

- MAN: Hey, come on, man. - I'm sorry. Sorry.

It catches ghosts and it transports them somewhere else.

Usually we can't even get people over here.

- Well, that's the acid. - ABBY: Get back to the eyewash station.

But, yes, I'm afraid there is some redness

MARTIN: You're telling me

Booth number one. With the earrings.

Um, good. Really good.

- Oh, my God! Look at... - Look at it!

Okay. Well, that's over.

- OFFICER: What? - You need to come with us.

This world cannot be cleansed fast enough.

Yeah, you do see how this might make us look bad, right?

Now I shake, shake, shake it with an evil tongue

Feeling a pull and the party's full and you just got to get out

OFFICER: 50 cents a T-shirt.

Whatever you need, going forward.