Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ERIN: Is that for us?

and we made a vase.

That book is a whole new revenue stream for me.

- It's not fun. - All right.

(NECK CRACKLING)

ERIN: This is so good. We have to celebrate.

He was a ghost in that, too!

So, we need to get the information out there that the incident at the concert was a hoax.

- (ROARS) - (GASPING)

(PANICKED SHOUTING)

And to love is what you have shown me.

(SIGHS) All right. Well, we know it's down here somewhere.

- Open the box! - And one. Okay!

Look, it was a very long time ago,

You guys put all that gooey stuff on the floor.

But don't forget you're gonna

I mean, it's, like, coincidence, huh?

- Para... - ...normal...

Now you will be the bully.

Erin, we're sorry that you lost your job.

No, no. My studio is in SoHo. This is more of a gallery.

It's only dangerous to ghosts.

And that's what friends are for.

'Cause this ain't funny, man. Yo! For real!

- PATTY: No, in the portal. - Ah, huh...

You know what, as you can see, the mayor is very busy.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

(GHOSTS CACKLING)

You just stood there during the most humiliating moment of my life.

Let Holtzmann check. She likes that type of stuff.

No ghosts allowed.

Yes, no, I was saying it'd be dumb not to go after awards,

We got to be prepared.

because Holtzmann and I are really busy here

THIS IS THE LAST FACE… YOU EVER SEEN.

Till she dislocated her jaw and ecto-projected all over you.

She'll ask you to write a book, and then she'll squash your dreams.

It's because of stuff like this that makes it impossible for us to do our real work.

Just give it a punch, it's motion-activated.

Well, he can't see it.

You want to see it?

They were turned inside out.

De Blasio advised NY to carry on life as usual...sound familiar? Never compare me to the jaws mayor. Never!

We just have to go upstairs and ask for more money.

No. I think both of us pretty much feel you have enough stuck up your butt.

- Yep. - ...legit feels like.

Holtzy! I got you!

So it's tandem parachuting. So you'd be with an instructor.

Thought it'd be something more Australian like Jack-O or Dave-O or Rob-O.

- Holtzmann! - Ready?

And then we sat down, and he was behind me,

Your country thanks you.

Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!

We put a ghost in a box!

...with the government trying to claim the event wasn't supernatural,

You get an I hate you gif And you get an I hate you gif

years of hard work.

Privately, so don't tell anyone.

laborers, such as yourself, will be among the last led to the butchery.

That's Ghostbusters, baby!

It's actually a perfect time.

- Jesus. - ABBY: Wow. Soiling.

(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

It's about the journey.

That's a weird move.

That's my mother's color. I don't want to see that on anyone's head.

All right. Good gag.

Fingers crossed.

seemed like a great idea,

Abby was the only person who believed me.

I can't. It won't work anymore.

And they fed her...

Sir, those are actual ghosts flying around!

It looks like fission scorch.

You know, up above us was the old New York prison.

Look at this beauty!

Can you tell us what it's like to walk around in those shoes all day?

He's using the devices to charge the ley lines.

A local team of paranormal investigators released a video of a proclaimed ghost.

The beam would shoot back into your body, and each atom will implode.

- Yes. I saw that. - Did you see that?

This is not helpful for me.

There are no other people. He's the only applicant.

- You want to see them? - ABBY: Now is your moment.

These guys are the reason you got fired.

ABBY: God, no. Poor guy.

That's how you clean up hydrochloric.

Gertrude Aldridge.

Abby, is that comfortable?

And pestered into the ground until their bloody, pulpy bodies are nothing but meat.

Oh, I definitely should have worked out more.

- portable, wearable for maximum flexibility. - Wow.

- You know... - Oh, awards are massively important.

- Way to go, Kev. - Yeah.

HOLTZMANN: Guys, you all have your sidearms.

- Um... - What?

- Wow, you really got me. - ABBY: You know what?

But, after repeatedly hearing strange sounds,

Other than that, I feel like we keep a very low profile.

- Erin, sweetheart. Hi. - Hello, Phil.

- Yeah, I saw it. - (BANGING)

(CANDLESTICK CLATTERS)

It's not terrible at all.

- Bye, Patty! - (GROANS)

It's ridiculous. Let's get Kevin.

- What? Why? - It's too much power.

and giving us an even larger scale event.

HOLTZMANN: Abby, I'll make some adjustments.

(RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT BY DEBARGE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

Booking travel too fast

where Ms. Gilbert used to teach.

We're talking about relocating.

God! These phonies!

Nothing's gonna stop me!

I don't think his hips move at all.

- (WHOOPS) - (MUSIC PLAYING)

I'm in a hide and seek tournament and we are in the semis

I can't do them with just one hearse.

The US government doesn't need the help of hobbyists, okay?

Abigail continues her passion for the study of the paranormal

- Uh... - Their science department

- God. - (RINGING CONTINUES)

HOLTZMANN: Oh, that? Oh, that's going real smooth.

MAYOR BRADLEY: Here's the essence of the deal.

There's a Smartin Christ here to see you.

I kissed a couple of angels but it wasn't much fun

Asher having to take his medicine

just staring at me.

The mayor needs a word, ladies.

was it the four women who refer to themselves as Ghostbusters

- Hell yeah! - (LAUGHS)

It's the last line of defense betwixt the worlds of the living and the dead.

We made magic today, and that's all I got to say. I'm Holtzmann.

PATTY: That's the dude I saw! I'm telling you, that's him!

I did detect a heavy ionization discharge.

Who are you? Who are these people?

FEMALE REPORTER: We also spoke with the Dean of the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute.

Has got you going crazy

Wait a minute. What did you do to my uncle's hearse?

We were right! We weren't crazy!

- Yeah, he probably dances real sexy. - Uh...

And on the negative side, we experience the most painful death conceivable of all time.

- (SCREECHING) - Gotcha. (GASPS)

Um, she's here to see you in the booth.

Did you guys lose your keys?

1 last thing don't cross the streams

Kevin, come inside! Kevin. Kevin, come inside! Kevin.

that's not gonna happen.

Oh, Garret, you idiot.

(CLEARS THROAT) Thanks for stopping by.

Never had anybody actually put their face down close to the machine.

(SIGHS) Your work is more cerebral than I expected.

Get out of here!

- Pull it out. - Oh.

PATTY: Yo, was Thanksgiving like Halloween back in the 1920s?

Erin, doing great. Abby, doing great.

We are gonna have to make the public believe

No one's being killed here, right?

Look at... Bogus equipment? You know what?

- He won't notice. - No.

- in a sad grab for fame. - It's fine.

You are just a bundle of joy, ain't ya?

PATTY: Sweetie! HOLTZMANN: Two...

I can take you down when the damned get wild

The equipment on top of that is basically a nuclear reactor.

- Hi. - PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm.

- Yeah. - HOLTZMANN: Yeah, we gotta get out there.