Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ERIN: It's okay. She seems peaceful.

I think I got it. If there's something strange in the...

- Aim the barrel at him. - (GROWLING)

Goes right on till the dawn

ABBY: Okay, but he...

WAITRESS 1: So, it's your turn.

And a valid science.

The Ghostbusters.

No one's being killed around here, correct? No one's being killed around here, correct?

I do what the good girls don't

And you want to risk it all, what, for him?

[ Woman Screams ]

What is there now?

Are you saying that I'm not qualified?

I didn't soil myself.

and bring it into a controlled environment. That's all!

the beta radiation could 180 the polarity.

Just gonna plug these things in here.

Uh, I don't think so. I don't really know.

I am a genius. I see things that no one else does.

I will not let the 12-year reputation of this fine institution be besmirched by you!

- A ghost? - Do you not know what goes on here, Kevin?

You have to shut down the power to the whole city!

I didn't even know it did that.

(EQUIPMENT POWERS UP)

That thing is super ionized!

And you know what? I don't care that people think I'm crazy.

You think they got genitals in there? Or is it more of a Ken doll situation?

- Am I shouting? - Yeah.

Moving, going back to my booth at the MTA,

I'm not. I'm walking with you.

It could be everything you dreamed And it's about to be true

My uncle is gonna be pissed.

- Oh. Did you want to... - I'm sorry.

Welcome. Sorry for the mess and for the drama.

Oh, you know what was a good one? Road House.

- Patty does wear big earrings. - Patty.

Eh, did you hurt your face?

I think the ghost

Oh, no. No, that's for you.

Oh, you mean like Patrick Swayze?

Look, I don't go to Chinatown,

Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

Something strange in my neighborhood

We know what we're doing.

You see, I think you're an asset to modern physics,

Crash and burn it all away

ERIN: I'm gonna try to talk to it.

(CAR ALARM BLARING)

Why am I so flattered that that weird little sociopath bought our book?

My devices energized spectral entities on a nuclear, paramolecular level.

Create the vortex.

I think it might be a ghost.

Potatoes, tomatoes. It doesn't matter.

- What? - Nothing!

I'm gonna go with Ken doll situation.

You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you,

Right in there!

- No, that is a deadly high five. - No.

I get ghost with the big checks

Well, I guess the graciousness has run out.

- Oh... - ERIN: Come on!

- You talking like a boat? - Can you speak English?

We're here for the unanswerable questions and, really, to pursue truth.

We gotta go back there. We've got to shoot directly in the portal with more power.

- Thank you. - But...

- With the balloon? - Yeah, straight down the barrel.

and everyone in this building is going to disintegrate.

HOLTZMANN: Yeah! Yeah!

But don't forget you're gonna

I've got some questions.

Everything okay?

I just have to say a couple things to the press.

Great question.

I don't like this on my wall.

You'll never guess.

(SOFT GROWLING)

- (ROARS) - Whoa!

Is that her boyfriend?

Is right there at your feet, well

- HOLTZMANN: He woke up yesterday. - Great.

Okay, um, that intersection right there between 7th and 8th.

- (SHARP CLANK) - Whoa!

that is the first thing that comes up.

Y'all gon' make me act a fool...

Well, mission accomplished, ladies.

These gentlemen here will get you out of here. Okay?

Erin, you've had a hard day. Step right up.

Rowan, ya big bully!

- Yeah, I'll take it. - I think it might be the anti-terrorism slogan.

Uh, what happened?

You have done this before, right?

Mine was Woman with a Secret.

Um, I did the actor thing.

you're breaking on a daily basis?

The thing is, though, there's so many terrific things out there.

Samantha. Hi. How are you?

Call me as soon as you get this.

We started telling ghost stories, and we just kind of bonded right away.

Not a publication I'd heard of.

And here we go!

KEVIN: Okay, so... (CLEARS THROAT)

And then we will study it and do reports on it.

Wow! What does it do?

I mean, they want us to be quiet about that?

who actually thwarted the attack?

Mmm... I don't know.

- No, he's gonna say suck it. - He's not gonna say suck it.

I think what they're saying is the cat is out of the bag.

Oh, cream and sugar.

- No! - I know how that guy dances.

Oh, uh, yeah. They just kept getting dirty, so I took them out.

Those guns come with instructions?

aren't you like, Ooh! The cat is out of the bag!

That took way too long.

You have to get out of the city!

'Ey, 'ey, ladies.

But you know what I say, let's jump ahead, uh...

(FLOOR CRACKLING)

What you doin ' on your back, aah?

Is scaring you the most

And there's never been one substantiated.

Rowan, not Kevin!

don't cross the streams

- My God! - (SHUSHES) I know!

- It's 2040. - What?

- Oh, you didn't... Oh. - I can do it live if you want.

When your husband is a bad ass

Oh, I hate coffee.

That's right. No one has opened this door since then.

Let's give 'em a proper New York welcome, shall we?

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

(CHUCKLING) Whoa. Hey. Man, nobody ordered a Clark Kent strippergram.

Just take the stairs down and get him out.

I didn't think that I would ever really have a friend until I met Abby,

- (CHUCKLES) - Oh, yeah.

I'm familiar. I know what it means.

Yeah, ghost, yeah

It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.

No, Dr. Frankenstein,

Don't you understand? He's using the power to energize them!

This music is so terrible, it's making him more angry.

- DR. FILMORE: Never mind! - I don't...

Nope. I had him yesterday. (SIGHS)

All right. Just read it. Just read it.

PATTY: That's the express train!

by adding a plasma shield to the RF discharge chamber.

Step up to bat and do what you're gonna do.

- Right here. This. - Yep.

I'm sorry. Uh, yes. What, um...

- What? - What are you doing?

I wasn't gonna leave you twice.

- (GUITAR PLAYING) - Ha!

Oh, you're combining the two...

- God! Are you kidding me? - What?