Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What part of small and friendly did he not understand?

Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?

No-one's being killed around here, correct? No-one's being killed around here, correct?

Why don't you show Miss Gilbert to the door.

I'm not afraid, not afraid

She's doing a marvelous impression of a deflating balloon.

It would cause a counter reaction.

- It's rigid. It's got a lot of teeth. - Girl. Please.

I just saw him today... Oh.

I think we took it out.

(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

- Across the board! It's four! - Abby, Abby...

Kevin, it was a ghost.

- (FART PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS) - (GASPS)

Ay, wanna hold a couple bands now

- (SIREN WAILING) - ABBY: Hey!

ERIN: Oh, not you guys again!

You know, we need to be better prepared, just in case.

The YCH is $450 Fuck You

All right, ladies, light 'em up!

how to deliver a Breech birth

We can't let the portal close with him still here.

'Cause we are taking this pretty boy back to the lab.

Play somethin gentle!

They're mostly dudes.

No. No, no, no, sir. I won't throw it down the drain.

- It's on the other side. - In Jersey?

- What's whoa? - Yes.

(STATIC WHINING)

And he's got... He rips that V-neck off, he's got another V-neck underneath it.

- You have sort of a... - Okay, I just...

They want us to put the cat back inside the bag.

- Wait. Did you say 6th and 26th? - Yeah. Wailing spirits, 6th and 26th.

they had each been stabbed to death in their sleep.

Oh, golly, you two are something.

It was later discovered

- Funny. - Erin, we have to... This is not funny.

We should probably run.

And she appeared to be in a canoe.

Get the baking soda. There you go.

HOLTZMANN: Yeah, my mistake. It was a medium poof.

Get out of my friend, ghost!

Enjoy your fun, Ghostbusters.

Ghostbusters? That is not our names. Ghostbusters? That is not our names.

(BUILDING CREAKING)

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost

- I'll let you. I'll let you. - Next time.

NYC Mayor de Blasio is the mayor from Ghostbusters

My baby moves at midnight

I can't reach the trigger.

In the aftermath of the events,

- Yeah, you did it. - Yep.

All right, let's pop some balloons!

This puppy I like to call a Ghost Chipper.

ROWAN: Don't look so surprised.

- Did you hear the news? - Tell me.

what was that thing that threw that man out the window the other day?

The big question is,

(TIRES SCREECH)

Smartin Christ?

- I don't like you either! - We got to save our energy.

If we can get those reactors super-critical inside the vortex,

I do what the good girls don't

Here, in the meantime...

I guess I scared it, because I'm told that I have a very disturbing scream.

ABBY: This is weird. HOLTZMANN: It sure is.

She did that every night for almost a year.

Thank you very much for being reasonable.

- (LAUGHTER) - Get it. Get it.

Just get in the...

Aw, women. Always late.

See, this is, this is exactly...

Just sit quietly.

Please, follow me.

WOMAN ON TV: The mayor's itinerary has been set.

No. No, no, no.

- Let me fix this, then. - PATTY: Well, I...

I'm gonna load up the car.

Man, I said cute. Cute!

- Baba Booey! - I... I...

- And who is on top? - The instructor.

- Okay, ready? - Oh, no.

And a muffin, thanks.

Erin, this is just a little bit of grounding so you don't die immediately.

HOLTZMANN: Hold your ponies.

Okay. That's obviously who I meant. That's...

I think they're dead.

- Excellent point. - Mmm-hmm.

I know what it does.

No, it's for walnuts.

Got me scared, whoo

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Are back together again, okay?

- I love you. - Man!

(CROWD MURMURING)

I'll tell you what just happened. We saw a ghost.

And he thinks he's doing you a favor.

I heard him screaming, so I went to check,

- Yeah. - Yeah. We see her now.

- (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) - (CROWD CHEERING)

Man, what they gonna do, make a fifth one, starring The Rock?

You opened the basement door. You tried to freak me out.

Yeah. It's like when scientists get caught up, you know, in those dumb awards.

Avid skier. Gluten-full.

We still don't have enough power to reverse it.

You want your little sandwich?

We saw a ghost! Oh, my God!

God, that's loud, huh?

- What? Wait. Why? - What?

Okay, you know what, I thought we could have an adult conversation,

So, till we figure out how to best keep the entity,

that will make all of our atoms implode?

No, he’s gonna say shut up. - He’s not gonna say shut up

Something's up, man.

Okay, well, you've been doing great work. Well done.

Never been good in a fight.

- Conductors of the Metaphysical... - KEVIN: Okay.

Nighttime, my lights on

ABBY: It's an advance in science.

(GHOST SCREECHES)

- It's loud. (CHUCKLES) - It's loud.

I said, don't answer!

but sometimes you need the Swiss Army.

That was really good. That was really good.

So whatever it is you puffin ' on

Hello, Abby. Hello, Abby.

Causing a total protonic reversal.

REPORTER 1: Ms. Lynch! ABBY: What's that?

Me playing saxophone or me listening to saxophone?

(SINGING ON TV) Ghost Jumpers!

I don't care what you think, or anyone.

Attagirl. Okay, let's go. Go, go, go.

Well, I walked in the light and I lived in the sun

I know God makes no mistakes,

Letting whatever's on this plane

(ABBY GRUNTING)

ABBY: Okay, hello there.

Okay, ladies, let's gear up and hit that Mercado.

Well, well, well.

You know what we're gonna do, ladies?

Yes? Did you...

- They're real! - (MOUSE CLICKS)

- No, I'm okay. - ABBY: Don't.

The crew of the SS Ourang Medan dies mysteriously.

- Your credentials are impeccable. - Thank you, Pat.

I'll go out with a bang, bang, bang

like a garbage truck to hang on to the back of.

Actually, we're the Conductors of the Metaphysical...

I got a cousin Mookie. He is half as stupid, and he will work for Vienna sausages

Anyone seen my spaceship