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You okay? - Yeah, no burns.
and another detective was working on the case so hard
- Ames! - Jake!
that footage. A hero horse is good PR
You put a vulture into a cage, and...
- Legs for an hour, two hours blasting the glutes.
Ooh, who wants a nod? [laughs]
- You wouldn't understand. It's from work.
but a couple fell out.
Look, I know how hard it is to find a venue.
Keith says that? - [laughing] Yeah--oh, Janice?
You're a busy sergeant.
and blood in her ears.
- Destination wedding, y'all!
I'm just thinking about the precinct.
Someone just contacted my manager
and booked the venue before you got here.
fair and square, right? - No.
you've become unhinged.
Ha!
our deposits. - Yes.
[dramatic music]
- Hey, Jake.
Sergeant Peanut Butter.
- [gasping] Who? Who would do that?
We have motorcycles now. They're faster, cooler.
- You're gonna do it nicely and respectfully,
- Ugh.
*
We found a venue!
- You should get going.
- We want these nups to be toit.
The place was booked solid for the next two years,
[chuckles, clears throat]
- Ooh, nice use of "epitome." - Thanks, babe.
- Reese Witherspoon is optioning
The Vulture's not the Vulture,
I was voted least friendly in high school,
and crop tops that say "little cutie."
- I can't believe a real person