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I like you a lot and I always have.
He's a sociologist, for God's sake.
[both groaning] - Oh, boy.
- Seven bathrooms!
- So, how do we break them up? - Simple.
I love her.
I'm getting married. - Really?
- Babe, we agreed we wouldn't talk about that part.
- So how did you two meet?
from New England.
How do you know my mom and dad? - You know, I'm so sorry.
because he won a medal the same day as you?
there's a young pope, winter has come.
* Droppin' flavor my behavior is hereditary *
Humbled, Michelle Obama."
Just talking to her gives me a Harrelson.
Actually, we wanna talk to you about some other things.
- Chop-chop, y'all! - Ooh.
- [grunts]
by a type-A personality!
Everyone calls him...
all: Oh! - Uh-oh.
- See?
- Yes. - Plus barbecue.
- I can't believe that bastard is cheating on nice Jean.
[laughing] - Mm?
Right, guys? - Yep.
and we complete the living hell out of each other...
Terry's got butt for days! [laughs]
Her name is Jean Munhroe,
[upbeat music]
But it's no surprise that somebody did.
- Yeah, about that...
My fiancée, she means everything to me.
- Oh, I love your intensity.
- Yeah, but I did it for love.
- No! - A penis? Why?
- You're lying.
- I've changed. - Nope.
It's perfect. - Yeah.
Either you break up with her...
Everything about her is evil.
She's incredible and my best friend,
- Absolutely. Brian.
- What? No.
secondary benefit, we get the mansion back.
- What the...?
- Nice to see you, Jean Munhroe!
- [laughing] Yes. - Plus vegan options.
nerds, wearing pants, needy guys, monogamy,