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A jam-packed schedule.
- I don't know. Maybe you should ask...Valerie.
Someone just swooped in and got it.
and I looked over at Amy and it hit me.
- Hi, I was just about to call you guys.
Just get the rice to those kids.
I wish.
- This is the greatest day of my life.
- [clears throat] - Uh-huh.
- Here we go.
I would marry you in a dumpster.
- All right, look. I'm deleting the app
- Oh, Jean's here. So what's it gonna be?
from Daytona, and her job is "spray tannist."
arrogant, and you have
- Are you threatening me? - No!
- Ames. - Jake.
Do you know how old I am?
Keith has told me all about you.
No, he sent us a picture of his penis!
if you go through with this party,
Run!
[all cheering]
You were right.
which totally tracks, because he is the epitome of awful.
could make me marry a woman that old.
who's naturally beloved by all--
Let's do this, Jeffords.
[clears throat] All right, she's 19,
[cheers and applause] - Wow!
My name is also Terry,
You are gonna break up with Jean,
- Yeah, he put a little hat on it.
in a public rec center! - Super cheap!
- Yeah.
- Hey. - We're normal people.
- [as Bruce Willis] Welcome to the wedding, pal.
[strains] Come on, you idiot!
Ah, I can't believe I actually wasted
Sorry about that.
so how do you feel about spending the weekend
We already gave deposits to all our vendors.
of "Charles Boyle, medal of valor."
these nuptials are still gonna be...
- Step away from Peanut Butter.
- Yep, should've explained it first.
any cases that might come in.
That village needs rice. Double the last shipment.
- [gasps] [computer twanging]
- I'm sorry, but I gotta do this.