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- I mean, don't people call you Ray?
Do you know what Mr. Popularity
- I hear you, sir.
We've got loose nups.
[smacks lips]
- Okay, she's into
for the department. Hey, man, uh...
No, no. This is a misunderstanding.
Never again. The EMTs said that
- Aw. Thank you, Rosa.
an equally thorough search, right?
both: Damn, Jean.
- So, tell us about the venue.
- Ugh. - [scoffs]
I mean, why get married at all?
because we're getting married on May 15th.
Terry's gonna regret this.
She gets it was a misunderstanding.
mad toit.
- Wait. Susan--Susan!
- You just keep that tab open on your phone all the time?
There's always gonna be people in this world
- Uh-can I get a gazebo?
It is so nice to finally find someone I can trust.
[in southern accent] Do y'all have an ATM?
[horse neighs]
[laughs] What up, man?
- We just came in here
- We have to save her. We have to break them up.
- There he is. All right.
My donors. - Hello, Jean Munhroe!
- Oh! - Gotcha.
- Oh, God, it's horrible. But it's wonderful.
Oh, no. Am I the buffoon?
* 'Cause some don't agree with how I do this *
Huh? They cropped me out of my own photo!
Look what you get if you do an image search
in "New York Times" crossword puzzles
Peanut Butter's going on "Ellen."
- He is a dick. - To Charles Boyle, everybody!
Like spring break, slurping shots,
- Crime scene. - Soup.
- "Exclusive Dash Cam Footage Reveals
- You're looking swole. Is today leg day?
- Well, I'm pretty proud of it.
- After party? - Fits our budget.
- And an outdoor reception area.