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You gonna tell her, or do we have to?
- Speaking of "toit nups," we better get going,
still goes by a nickname ending in a Y.
They also don't get boners in the background
- Wow, your job sounds very intense.
Oh, God, did my dad leave my mom again?
- Ew. - Yeah.
[struggling] The Eagle.
Are you Jake and Amy?
walking across the bullpen
It's like our very own Hogwarts.
it was a meat pancake. I'm done.
- Ugh. - Come on.
because we don't have a lot of time and we have
You said we had until the end of the day--EOD.
- [chuckles] This Valerie sounds like a real pill.
"Hero Cop Saves Helpless Buffoon."
- Devil can't stare if the devil's got
It's the only important thing happening that day!
- No, no, no, it's nothing compared to what
- "Shrek Live" is coming back to Broadway!
- Oh--is that something you'd like?
- All right, here's how this is gonna go.
- Oh, and I thought we should transfer
And just to be clear,
and she's his only heir.
that will boink-match with him. - Yeah.
and I just knew in that moment...
That's the look my mom gave me right before
Come on. Jean's over 30.
- Oh, my gosh, you guys are so crazy.
[both groan] [cell phone twangs]
- [scoffs] No problem.
They're not exactly geniuses.
- Uh, boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
- [chuckling] No.
Mad toit.
- So why did it take so long? - Well, the EMT spent