Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My name is James Tiberius Kirk.
An ellipse.
They're trapped .
Look. He has human eyes. They look sad, don't they?
and at 2300 hours last night, there was an attack.
(GROANING)
(ALARM BLARING)
But l did not forget the pain.
i am relieved.
(HUFFING)
So, l tested it on Admiral Archer's prize beagle.
What is it like not to feel anger? Or heartbreak?
He proudly lived to see you become Captain of the Enterprise.
l am relieved.
He saved 800 lives, including your mother's. And yours.
I know you were all expecting to regroup with the fleet,
You went to the beach? Better check the sand for fleas...
Frequencies, please, sir.
(GUN FIRES)
No, you're confused.
However, if crew morale is better served by my roaming the halls weeping,
'Cause l looked up your file
(PANTING)
Hold on a second!
That's why we sent it.
(THUDDING)
- l can remove the cadet... - Try it!
- (SIGHS) Look, Jim, l gotta go. - Yeah.
Away team is entering the atmosphere, sir.
Doctor, l am no longer fit for duty.
(CREW SHOUTING)
You bet your ass, Captain!
Sir, if you ignite the red matter,
(PANTING)
- Aye. - Fire.
(ALARM BEEPING)
Her ongoing mission, to explore strange new worlds,
a server error is about to happen i promise you that
- The hull. Magnify. - Yes, sir.
- Warp 3, sir. - CHEKOV : Course 1 - 5- 1 , mark 3.
- l'd stop bringing guys back to the room. - Really?
KIRK : What, are you going down there? Are you nuts?
I urge you to remain in Starfleet.
lf you're half the man your father was, Jim, Starfleet could use you.
to balance the terms of the next engagement.
- Jim, come back! - Kirk!
(SIGHS) Yeah, well, l got nowhere else to go.
BARRACK LEADER 2 : All right, listen up!
l'm losing her! l'm losing her!
CADET 2 : Can you believe this? CADET 3 : lt's not really fair.
Imma make him watch
- Are you familiar with this craft? - Who is your commander?
Captain, l've picked up another ship!
I… I implied.
What's he doing?
That's what l'm talking about. How do you think l wound up here?
(SCOTTISH ACCENT) You realize how unacceptable this is?
(THUDDING)
I need everyone to continue performing admirably...
who's emotionally compromised by the mission at hand
(PANEL BEEPING)
- My parents will be among them. - Can't you beam them out?
(SCREAMING)
No, not yet! Not yet! 1,500 meters!
Ladies and gentlemen, the maiden voyage of our newest flagship
Jim, we must go.
Horton Hears a Who! 1995
(SOBBING) Are you still on the ship? You have to be here!
GEORGE ON COMLINK : Captain to shuttle 37. Is my wife onboard ?
Oh, and you're gonna get a really bad headache and a flop sweat.
- Well... - Don't answer him.
(GASPING)
(DOOR OPENING)
- Where are you going? - To evacuate the Vulcan High Council.
lt's... Look, who is responsible for the Klingon attack?
Us government Uap
disable it, take it over and get Pike back.
We would be wise to accept her conclusion.
the blast could be enough to push us away.
- Then why don't you stop me? - Step away from me, Mr. Kirk.
(BEEPING)
From there, as long as the drill is not actuated,
(MONITOR BEEPING)
(VULCAN WOMAN SCREAMS)
(BABY CRYING ON COMLINK)
- Yes, l believe you are. - Thank you.
The cadet's logic is sound.
So you *do* play Xbox..
- Yes, sir. - How long does the planet have?
(GUNS CHARGING)
After you gave the 2nd dose of Epi
The ship has lost power and is stranded.
Your ship is compromised.
- Are we done? - l'm done.
Come with me cupcake!
PIKE : Without transporters, we can't beam off the ship,
And it makes me a king !
(VOICES CHATTERING OVER RADIO)
(PANTING) That's George's voice. What's happening?
- So her first name's Nyota? - I have no comment on the matter.
before a Romulan ship attacked the U.S.S. Kelvin.
As acting captain of this vessel, l order you to answer the question.
Get her off this ship.
Forty- five hundred meters to target.
- Spock! - The planet has only seconds left.
- Romulan? - Yeah!
(COMPUTER QUESTIONING)
when pokemon run away
- please tell Lieutenant Uhura... - Spock!
Don't move. Stay right where you are.
(ROMULANS CLAMORING)
A server error is about to happen i promise you that