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It was Sophie's Choice, either leave the possum there to die
You're a freak.
- So did we. - Was it at the same time?
I don't know. I think it's kind of exciting,
One hundred twenty dollars for a stupid dead rat?
Six hundred, so far.
Double or nothing.
I had sex with her a lot.
- What I really wanted to say was... - J.D., J. D! Look at me!
- And you lied to me. - No!
I didn't want to sleep with him, but there were some complicated feelings.
My dad's a doctor.
"Ask Johnson. He's Loaded."
"Fatigue, fever, malaise".
I have a habit of doing that at people's weddings.
You're not getting this one yet, Lord!
Cool.
and we injected you with diabetes to very slowly get you out of the picture.
But that's a load of crap. Nobody is themselves when they start dating.
Mr Donaldson hasn't been to Hong Kong in 20 years,
Or maybe, and this is a huge outside maybe,
I don't understand why Carla didn't tell me about you guys.
Oh, I don't care. I'm not even hungry.
Genuine.
She would have said sexy if I had a moustache.