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but could you keep it together until we get home and talk about it?
- I know this looks ridiculous. - I don't think you do.
You are going to pay every cent of that $ 700.
That looks like my neck!
Just like that, love was in the air.
OK, it's time to come clean.
It was just you and me, all alone, late at night, here in the ICU?
That's the kind of girl my ex-boyfriend would have dated.
Before I settled on the outfit for my first date with Kylie,
do a wet-to-dry dressing change, and go ahead and top him off
- I wish I could be your assistant. - Say no more.
Hey, grouchy pants, want to hang out?
Be honest. Is this the worst first date you've ever been on?
I've had nothing all day except vodka and olives.
You never asked if I dated Dr Cox. You can ask me anything.
- Say she's mine, Murphy! - Not till you kill me!
- Did your brother make you face cake? - Sure did!
I went out with a girl. She was the worst first date.
Does "hang out" mean choke you?
Carla, I need keys to the Mini convertible.
This thing's dead. That'll be $120.