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I want the world to know I'm in a perfect relationship
Shampagne's telling you how he feels with his pee-pee messages.
-What are you doing? -Nothing.
It's just, I guess I should tell you, my family is kind of rich.
and I'll have to avoid him in the park, which'll be hard,
Even though we don't We don't talk in person
I can make you some iron knobs.
All right, fine. Dinner's uncanceled, okay?
That might be too hot. Fire, fire, fire.
If the world was picture-perfect Then there'd never be a scoop
Oh, that's louder.
Brendan, I can't let you go without knowing something.
-I don't think it works that way. -It's gonna work that way today.
-I think we're both, both in eighth grade -Don't know
We're almost out of time.
It's more important That it cooks right, baby
What's going on on the human side of the couch?
-and my last name is Brandenham. -No, no, no--
It's a question. It counts. Good job, Cole.
Is it like, is it like If it pees wherever it pleases?
Augustus, you're late, but you're a dog therapist, so does it even matter?
Not quite. Thank you, Helen.
I'll say some simple declarative sentences about me,
A beautiful, leafy oasis. Now it's an ugly blob of trash and graffiti.
But how do you feel about wearing a wire when you talk to Bitsy?
It sucks, it sucks so friggin' much It sucks so friggin' much
I know his name is Brendan something And he likes to text
-Welcome, stranger, to our home. -Mom, Dad, no.
So you're not weirded out at all. That's good.
So much fun. So informative. Should we call it? Let's call it.