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That's a good pizza. That's a good pizza!
and we're gonna install it in the morning.
Fine. Oh, look at that. He's moving to Belize. Can you Belize it?
Hi!
Great idea. Five, six, seven, eight!
You could've just given me directions to your house.
I mean, there's rich, and then there's crazy rich.
-Absolutely not. -I'll give you five dollars.
Until I learn, learn his last name I'll write Mrs. Brendan on everything
It's so real
and soon they'll run out of emojis, and who knows what happens then?
And that's our time. I have to get to my next appointment.
I wasn't gonna mention it unless you mentioned it.
Damn it, Shampagne! Did you pee in the bed again? Why?
And when she sent that shrimp emoji I knew I'd found my wife
Okay.
My dear New Yorkers, do you remember the Central Park that I remember?
-Why do you wanna cancel dinner? -I have to poop.
-I'm in a perfect relationship -I'm in a perfect relationship
That doesn't sound totally safe, Dad.
Yes. Thank you, Cole. That's why we need to cancel now,
Or slightly bigger.
Look, I know my last couple attempts weren't exactly...
Augustus, bag the dog. Let's get him outta here.
I mean, we live in a weird castle, your pizza is... challenging.
So like this piece of pizza Like this piece of pizza
of one of those super-snobby apartment buildings along the park, right?
This one sucks Get a new one
Paige! I gotta run out for a sec! I know that sounds weird!
Smells like a sweaty armpit and a diaper did hot yoga together.
and you're gonna help me change the subject.
This one sucks Get a new one
-Hey, can I play with your sword? -That's what it's there for.
-Does he have a favorite toy? -He has an ivory chew.
I need a hot oven. Oh, my gosh!
What? That is not noice.
There's stuff everywhere. It just has to go in for a minute.
Have him over, yeah.
-What is it? Does he say "noice"? -No. He's a Brandenham.