Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-What's it stand for? -"This one sucks, get a new one."

My pizza's not an indoor puddle, Brendan. You'll see! You'll all see!

Good. I'm sure it's clean.

Probably okay as long as you don't eat it. You know, you can always just buy a pizza.

-Another acronym? -Yes.

You wanna put a pizza in the forge?

I'll pay you double what they're paying-- no, triple!

Toppings on top. Bottoms on the bottom like the best of us.

I'm sad there's no drawbridge, but other than that, five stars.

Don't interview Brendan like you're writing a book about him.

People sometimes get weirded out when I tell them I'm a Brandenham.

I mean, he's licking himself aggressively.

Yes, go. Ask, but make it natural.

Tension. So much tension and yeast.

-Jimmy, I... love you? -I love you too?

Helen, call the pet therapist. Tell him it's an emergency.

TOSGANO, TOSGANO!

Nope. Perfect time to stop.

This one sucks Get a new one

and Dad doing his weird thing and Mom doing her weird thing,

I just wanna make sure the house isn't on fire.

Molly, what are we doing here?

would give them total surprise face emoji, and that's what we call foreshadowing.

Pee in your own bed like a gentleman.

I want the world to know I'm in a perfect relationship

What they're about to find out is that Brendan is a Brandenham.

And by that, I mean naughty And it's getting pretty scary

-Can I keep it? -Sure.

And when she sent that shrimp emoji I knew I found my wife

You guys aren't enemies.

Meet the random boy their daughter met in the park.

-So, are we talking noon? -Three. What are we, Quakers?