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I'm so glad I graduated high school.
I found a great apartment for janet meyers after her divorce.
I've gone out with girls that don't even have necks.
wow, you really sat on your ass.
Like, "Mr. Forman."
I'd nod in agreement, but, you know, I'm paralyzed.
"leia."
That felt great.
Oh. You're with them.
This is
Michael,
That's fine. I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10-foot pole.
To forman.
How you doing, my little buttercup ?
All right.
You can call me mom now.
Eric, I can't believe that you crippled my angel, my pride and joy.
That was clever.
This calls for a toast.
Okay, so at my party tonight, I want everyone to give heartfelt speeches about me,
you're not spending another night under my roof.
You know, forman,
taking me to the dentist.
That...that's so progressive.
Well,
First you should be an amateur butt wiper.
Uh-oh. I think your tailbone's out of whack.
Apparently, gorilla land.
She's got crow's feet, but she works in a sandwich shop, so I bent the rules.