Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Make my mamma turn another blind eye ♪

I don't like you on these apps.

- (SNIGGERS) - (ALAN) And this?

No. No. (CHUCKLES)

Okay. That was a lot.

Not driving me to school in red tights seems easy enough.

So we began with a little flour and some butter,

I don't like you walking around with all that rejection.

I told you not to dress as a fairy.

- What are you doing? - No, I'm paying.

that's been ageing for 13 months.

Sometimes he'd turn up at my house unannounced.

- Ohh! - (BOTH LAUGH)

(CLEARS THROAT AND SIGHS)

Alan, sit down! (LAUGHS)

Vegans but not all the vegans, just quite a lot of them.

Um... income inequality.

(ROSE) It must be very vulnerable

Mmm! My compliments to the chef.

Lock up your daughters, everyone, 'cause Alan's here.

♪ Wah, wah, wah. Wah, wah, wah ♪

Well, you could've told me to wear a nice shirt.

and make sure they direct debit the rent, no excuses.

- Oh, he's doing it now. - (ROSE LAUGHS) Oh, no.

I didn't organise my own intervention.

Oh, I'm not longing for him.

Why? You used to internet date. What's the difference?

and if something goes wrong, I'll deal with it?

- Call me tomorrow. - (ALAN) won't book me a car?

What about getting a pimple in your nostril?

It doesn't matter. But you've never seen anything like them.

Why are you so desperate to have been bullied?

the only prerequisite I have for a friend.

How do my son and my ex-wife not know what my job is?

I'm not done listing bad things.

And just a touch of mackerel essence.