Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Not sure turtlenecks or forced child marriage are my thing.

- Do you have a freckle here?

- I don't have pockets!

is dead? - Not dead,

He was our school mascot.

- Fine! But let's fifth gear this thing.

I guess that explains why I can't grow a mustache!

Shoo. - Oh, my gosh.

Has it even occurred to you that maybe he is not

You don't know how your death powers really work, right?

- We're Florida white.

there is no such thing as a free mini taquito.

Can we please go home now? - No!

- Yeah, well, let's try and make this interesting for both of us.

You'll get it next time, kiddo.

- Bingo! Now we go home.

You know I don't care about grades.

and you squirt in my sizzler?

But if I did, and if we could find him,

- Let me just say goodbye. - Yeah.

- Hello, sad little panda.

- Stop! - Tell Daddy you love him!

I usually go for pepperoni,

- Mother cannot be best friends.

and women my own age is genetic.

- It's not my fault jumping jacks give me chicken cravings.

Or an insurance adjuster!

Okay, the only grave I haven't checked is...

- Like a double date? - Board game not for Baba.

- Sweet, I got Rich Daddy!

and you'll arrive at Lonny's door to find out the truth!

Oh, my God -- his cause of death

- I doubt he's your father -- getting pregnant

But first, the game asks that you put on pants.

Ask me anything about my life.

We should play "Daddy, it's Me, Florida Edition"!

this oughta get them reaching for their wallets.