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[ Huffing ]
[ Gasps ] Or a cat trainer!
Whoa! Finally!
- Well, caskets ain't cheap, Mary.
- Stop! You're not my daddy! You're not my daddy!
- ...98, 99 100.
♪ I'm not your daddy
with 15 different men
really special back there, pumpkin.
I'm grounding you, young lady.
- Okay.
- Okay, eleventh question --
Hey! You're not supposed to see me!
what kind of a man I really am.
or win the game?
Eh? - Ahh! Dad jokes!
I bet my dad still provides me with love.
He was always drunk and trying to hit me with his holo-fists.
- Where's your "Jumanji" spirit?
Alright, Annie, eyes on the prize.
and if he could stay out of rehab long enough
- Not really. Can they see us?
- Annie, guess what?
- Wow! He dated Monica. - Yeah.
I want to be a different kind of posthumous father.
- You know how you can never seem to remember
- Not a problem, Petey. - Thanks for doing hologram.
- Okay. Aah! Who are you?
If I'd known my dad all along, I'd be a happier,
- Oh. - Huh, I we to me makku to me milky been to.
Jesus...
- ...better people? - Nope.