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- You got it, Dad!
- Well, I ended up learning that I'm better off without a dad.
- 15?! So, you had intercourse experiences
White people give me the creeps.
It's me, P-Dawg!
But you want meet father?
- Ah! We have no money for game.
like a fish needs a father to teach her how to ride a bike,
- This one? This one? - No. No.
- Not the daddy!
You got a little schmutz on your face.
- Dad? Father?
If you insist on finding your father, at least
can sure do wonders for the self-esteem.
- No...
Come, I take you.
- Ooh.
- Dad, I love you, and I wish you were alive.
I knew we'd have the same level of comfort
"Hit the showers", but he meant,
an average of 2.5 men!
is my father?
we can actually make it fun.
- Not really the best examples.
- [ Panting ]
your social studies report?
- Not with your options.
was getting eaten by an alligator.
owner and CEO of local pizzeria Pizza Paul's.
I'm staying. - Fine.
I me to totally if me milky me if milky it me and you all if me like you, a and console me milky back?
[ Speaking Greek ] Okay.
You get pink eye from dead father.
Do you see what I'm saying? - Not really.
- You're a sperm donor?