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Couldn't you have taken one from my head?
- I thought we had a real daddy/daughter thing going here.
- Baba all the parent Pete need.
- Well, just as you were conceived, the gator,
- I wanted to say "Oh, it's you"!
Your high school sweetheart. I bet it's him.
- Mom? - Shh, shh, shh.
- How can I stay mad at you when we're so much alike?
-♪ Who's your daddy?
- I keep trying to get rid of it,
- You say that, but a dune buggy and a tea cup Yorkie
- The game revealed Lonny might be my father.
This is the "Mamma Mia" ending I deserve!
Who's next? - Only 14 fathers to go.
a Ghost of Christmas Past-ing kinda thing.
It's Jean Paul, the lighting guy up there.
- I thought you won when you found your father?
Dad knows that. - Or does he?
I can't wait to meet my dad and find out
- 'Bout? - I don't think so. And we me to milky me to tama.
So, if we me you could pick that, like, this me to back me to control,
Baba's given me enough hints over the years.
[ Laughter ]
They gave it to me last month at the sperm doctor.
how do I say this -- - Daddy...
- Lonny! From Blissful Passings!
- Look, guys, I got Sexy Daddy.
as long as he worked hard
- No! There's a breathalyzer game piece that reads their DNA.
- Almost finished with my spray tan.
- I'm not mad, Annie! I'm just disappointed!
- Damn. - Physically. Emotionally.
Baba didn't have much to give,
on how to make money off your child's corporate sponsorships!
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear the other part.
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