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I want to make sure the potential dads remember me.
I don't want a daddy!
- A raisin? She flupped a raisin.
So, you're gonna have to do that with all 15 possible fathers?
- No, I believe the "Jumanji"-ing got mixed with
Wrap thighs. Chafed.
will be better with your dad.
Oh, sorry, Pete Senior.
See? Baba make finding dead father into good time.
-Not the daddy!
Back in my day, a man could be anything he wanted to be,
My fear of gators!
- Ow! - Aren't any of my daddy options,
- I remember him.
Terrible father.
in terms of intra-family intimacy.
- ♪ Oh, Annie
Next question, do you like -- - Time to go.
Even if my daddy was a scumbag 15 years ago,
I'd like to get a photo.
- ♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪
- Stephanos here revenge-porned me
Maybe he's a typewriter salesman.
[ Breathing heavily ]
but we're actually talking about not corn dog?
funnel your daddy issues into fucking
I was so distracted from meeting my dad, I didn't see you coming.
- Well, too bad!
- Thanks, Annie. Mm.
- ♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum- bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
- Mom, we're white, too.
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