Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It won't start!
It's my fault I gotta shoplift at the little tyke section of goodwill?
I'm gonna find your ass a job.
- I'm on top of it! - Good.
We had an appointment. We got here as fast as we could.
Police brutality!
Anyway, Howard, I was talking to some astrolo-physicists.
- Poor girl. - Listen... Dr. J.!
- Do you wish to active the laser? - Yes.
Book him, ducko!
Philsey!
- Yeah. - Sir.
- Yeah? Doing what? - Advertising copywriter.
Cleve Land?
Yuck!
- Now, on the night of September 18th. - That's the night Howard landed.
Plastic surgeon, making big bucks, doing big jobs, tail tucks.
No handle...
I'll quack-foo him!
Philsey, you saved my life!
- He must have ate the chili. - Release the small water fowl!
Jimmy, do you like see what I see?
Yeah? What if I don't?
He was pre-activating the laser spectra-scope.
Is it still working, Jenning? Jenning!
Howard?
Slow down!
- I'll put you in a bowl. - What?
Says every Chicago Cubs fan...
- What kind of... - Listen, it doesn't matter.
I heard something about that on the news.
It's in there! It's a... it's...
Turn me into a Dark Overlord. I'll still spit in your wormy face!
Good boy, stay back! Stay back. Oh, boy!
...is Howard's world. Picture it in your mind.
- Going somewhere? - Yeah, without you!
No!
He begins to develop. Beverly?
Dr. Jenning, I repeat:
Come on, let's watch David Letterman.
- The others? - Now he's got a whole gang.
No, I didn't mean that you...
Did you lose something?
He won't even give us the money he owes us.
- Good. - Howard!
We'll be home all weekend. Bye.
Who's Howard?
I'm just kidding, big guy.
I wanna know what they're doing with Howard...
FUCK THIS MOVIE. ITS PLANES BUT WORST FUCK YOU MCU IS BETTER
There was this big guy and this girl and this little kid.
If I had someplace to go, I certainly wouldn't be in Cleveland.
How about hitting my living room? Talk about an invasion of privacy.
Only two things touch my feathers, this "Oil of Night Fowl" and him.
Tonight the laser beam hit the Nexus of Sominus.
It was just a routine procedure meant to measure...
- ... we say kill! - Now, wait a minute.
"They know I'm a phony. They know I'm a yo-yo."
What are you doing here tonight? You got no ID.
Thank you, Dr. Jenning.
So long fucker!
I've been working on the mystery of your arrival.
I gotta get back.
I'll give you a hint, doll. What's white, ovoid...
Oh, no! White line, wrong way.
- It's coming! - It's coming! I was just resting.
That's me!
Go, Howard, go!
Leave him alone! He was just in an industrial accident.
Well, he and Ronette have sort of got back together.
Be gentle.
Listen... You got someplace to go?
or me quest and quest jealous
- The brake! Push, Beverly, push! - I'm trying!
- Some cosmic cause. - Are you nuts?
- I didn't know where else to go for help. - Inside, Blumburtt.
Go!
I want you to look into the future and tell me what you see.