Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What a dive.
Howard, step on the brake! Step on the brake!
Thanks. These'll help...
Tell me if I'm warm on any of these, Phil.
If we did, we could establish a continuing link between our planets.
- What happened? - How the hell did you do that?
Phil, no duck is an island and if fate sent me here to save Earth...
- Mallard in the side pocket. - Adios, quack man.
I no longer need human food
He must have ate the chili
Oh God!
Where's the SPCA when you need them?
- What? Why? - He's some kind of monster.
- Thanks. - You're not really a...
- Shot? - Reaction of the local hunters...
Howard.
I've got to think about practical matters: Food, shelter... a job.
Nice place. Do you pay to live here?
- This is humiliating. - I just don't want people...
what is that. a suburb of cleveland
I got no intention of being stranded here.
It's cheap. The manager of my band found it for me.
Then I flashed on reality, right! Bam! Halloween's not till next month.
The house is fucked up That just the way i live
I'm sorry, we don't allow pets on the premises.
- ... was not a monkey but a duck! - Some theory...
Jenning! They're seasoning me! Wait, you better let me up.
Listen to me, small visitor.
Oh, no, no, we have fights in here all the time.
So long asshole!
You are about to make history a second time, my little friend.
- Try the seat belt, Howard. - Seat belt?
How am I supposed to run a class...
- ... or is this gonna be trouble? - Hey Ritchie...
Hey, over here.
Is this like stick-shift or automatic?
You ordered the specials, what's wrong?
We gotta get outta here!
You filthy scum bucket!
What is that? A suburb of Cleveland?
Right! Well, who needs you?
...shot at, handcuffed... I got thrown out of an airplane!
- You leave him alone! - Let me through!
One million kilowatts...
Listen, okay. Everybody in here is a witness.
Hey, hey, different life styles is one thing, different life forms is another.
But, Howard...
Oh my God!
Sounds like a brunch of bull-puckie to me!
I'm about to meet secretly with my colleague, and he's bringing The Feather.
Hi, it's Wendy. I had this really intense dream last night, Howie.
...back to the power source here on earth.
- Wet stuff ahead! - Watch out!
The duck got away.
He's a duck terrorist! He hijacked the plane!
Hey, another car. No big deal!
- You think that's funny, Jenning? - I'm not Jenning any more.
Are you ready for an incredible story?
Thank you. Hello Dr. Jenning.
Small universe...
What?
Look, I'm gonna put on these Polaroids that we took at the Club.
Howard, you have to get into firing range without him seeing you!
Let me just pay the check and I'm out of here.
and Biden will be the cause of it
FUCK THIS MOVIE. ITS PLANES BUT WORST FUCK YOU MCU IS BETTER
- ... from monkey, to me, for instance. - You consider that progress?
Howard!
Fuck you!!
- You got it! - Ritchie!
- Get out of the way! - It's still hot!
Howard, we are on our way to the Science Hall of Fame.
...with the new job but please try and call us.