Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- A man amongst men. - I know.

Stress tap dancing

It's a service where people can request a ride and I will pick them up.

Thanks for your patronage! Be sure to call my mom and rate me!

The town ought to buy another pig.

Find Lorelai and tell her that there are two arm-wrestling breeders here

That's a sick thought.

- Luke? - Hmm, yes?

I'm gonna have to keep up with Naomi if I'm going to write this book.

Remember to call my mom to rate me!

- Everything. - Sure.

Please, Luke. Please, please, please.

Steve! Kwan! Come in here!

Can I screw with the dining room? Make it less granny?

- Tonight, I'll take you out to celebrate. - I'd like that.

You and I had a better rapport.

I love you, Rydik!

- I did. - Okay.

No one would pay so they took them out.

This is a very nice wrench.

- Oh, hey, Luke. - Yeah.

Am I Jerry Lewis?

ever since you saw that Tony Soprano show.

I just don't understand it.

Then you're gonna go to jail wearing those jeans,

I'd wake up in the night feeling like the house is closing in on me.

I want to thank you for your friendship and for being here.

People are particularly stupid today.

I turned to you and I said, That's the kid.

Uh, of course, Naomi.

You've been without your underwear since you moved?

which helps the people who eat them and...

If you won't adopt, this may be our only option,

♪ Hey, sweet Annie ♪

If you're confused by what I need,

Let's just sleep standing up like cows.

- I'm so sorry. - It's fairly devastating.

That is not true.

And there's cheese, and layers of...

I helped kick open those doors.

It's a Marco Toretti. His specialty is large canvases.

- I'm all right, Rory. - Okay.

- See? - They've been together for months.

- Why not? - Because! Look at it.

DINERDANES321. All caps.

Uh, this is the fluke carpaccio with lime and chilies.

that Timmy fell down and he'd throw a penny in.

So come on, Mom, talk to me.

McDonald's fry stations are filled with college-educated moderate achievers.

♪ Familiar to me in impossible ways ♪

- Oh, yeah. - Cool.

- We can't skip the town tour. - Well, we'll keep it short.

- You did not. - I was in the lobby of the Times Building,

- Oh, you don't wanna know. - Uh-oh.

- Oh, Lord! - Then, he'll compile them,

- Did you? - Yes.

was not an actor but an agent?

Well, I know it's getting late

Lorelai! So great to see you! I am so sorry for the wait.

One of the ladies in my garden club bought this book,

♪ I'm the man ♪

It was wonderful seeing you again.

♪ And it seems the sun Is hiding from the moon ♪

Nobody gets to have everything they want in life.

- Hello, Luke. - Paris, hey.

♪ It's a sure-fire smash ♪

My mother took my advice. Do you understand what I'm saying?

if you secretly like 'em that way, Luke.

so the whole town chipped in. It bought us a couple of years.

Lorelai, I'm glad I ran into you.

Hello? Hello? Um...

Fuck me, Rudik! I love you!

- No proof of that. - Ask Mom!

Eh, Rudik, fick mich!

She's feeling good about it and just wanted me to meet her...

Yes. Saved us all a very expensive cab ride.

I don't know exactly how many nights, okay?

Look, you just need to know I'm good.

- So, Luke. - Yeah.

I'll die there and then you need to ship me back here for burial,

♪ The ember window calls you home ♪

- I have no app. - Then how do they get a car?

Hi! Sorry, it's Rory Gilmore again. I think Ingrid just...

Don't let them con you into Diet Cokes.

At least it was sudden. Mom didn't have to watch him fade away.

♪ Such a tender feeling when ♪

Go nuts. I hated my grandmother. Horrible woman.

- Oh, uh, okay. - And how about some music?

The virus protection software I told you about.

The DVR is completely full.

- Not really? - I'm not a breakfast person.

You found my personal items disappointing?

And when we leave Vegas, we forget about Vegas

- What do you mean? - You know, just you and them.

- You are both being stubborn. - Well, she started it.

It was for Anthem of the Seas. So I'm flipping through,

...boards have approved the deal

- Where is it? All right. - Living room.

- Do not get a tape measure. - Alejandro has one.

- So that's me. - Yeah.

It's that nativity scene with eggplant Jesus.

I do not remember wanting a picture window.

I was two hours into deciphering it when I got your call.

- It's crunchy. - Huh.

Babette heard him and Lulu talking about having a baby,

to take a cruise!

I hired a maid once whose husband was a gardener.

Instead, you look perfect. Admit it. You've been gooped.

Okay, I will take a look.

- We want cake! - Coming. Take it.

I told you! My town, my corner!

- So it's a much worse version of Uber. - And it's pronounced Ööö-ber.

Трахай меня! Я так люблю трахаться!

At least you were nicer than you were to Anthony Bourdain.

And then there's the lottery of nature.

you do not have anything at the dry cleaners.

You know, really go for it.

She was freaking out. She gave me her wallet.

Oh, I'm sorry, it was not Belgium. It was Croatia.

Rory, are you staying in the spare room?

- You're eating? - Just tacos.

I'm at the locker and I'm trying to pick the lock so that I can leave

I have a house. They needed a place to live.