Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That'll do. - Okay.

Really? I'm sorry. I'll meet him again.

- Can it be less? - No.

I don't need to answer that.

I have not been gooped.

Hi. Um, uh, I'm Lorelai.

No apartment, no rent, no ties.

Oh, no, please. Just eat. Um, no rush. I can just, uh...

- No fun doing it in private anymore? - Mom.

- Yes. - You didn't know there'd be a test?

♪ Such a feeling's coming over me ♪

- Damn it. Where is it? - I hid it.

How much access can you give me? Interviews are everything.

What's that Kogi tattoo on his arm about?

All in all, I think I did pretty good.

- No. - I can get a tape measure.

I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm busier than I've ever been.

You're breaking up!

and the phone that gets reception in Stars Hollow. Theoretically.

Something like that. Get out! Now!

Okay, here's a sampling of what we've got.

You mean Neil Patrick Harris?

I moved it. I needed counter space. Eduardo can make you a coffee.

Oh, I e-mailed her that we're tabling it.

and cultivating the evolution of fruits and vegetables,

Fuck me, Rudik! I love fucking!

Between you and Frederick, I'm going to have a stroke.

- Team Paris all the way. - Thanks.

Tater tots are great in tacos.

Now I have to hang out with her more to get a handle on the first few chapters

All the pieces are there.

- Dinerluke. Capital D, small L. - Pick up!

- Thank you for the invite. - Is your hair different?

I liked how you had to avoid the walls or you'd stick to them.

- Ask her, ask her. - Uh, Grandma...

- What's all this? - What?

- Where are those boxes I sent here? - The maid stuffed them in the closet.

- Who gets it when you split? - What?

while selling yourself to a bunch of French dockworkers.

I tried meditation. Tried jogging.

I'll tell you what, I'll dive in first.

You have to live in a good school district.

Did you hear? It's Neil Patrick Harris.

Thanks for letting me stash some boxes here, Grandma.

Excuse me, Mrs. Gilmore.

Instead she found herself submerged...

- Don't think about it. - The bathrooms are all giant.

You're Kidding? super proud

Is this The Price is Right? If I'm a little under I win, over, I lose?

- It's not ringing, either. - I know.

About a month. I needed something to shut my brain off.

- You're supposed to be looking with me. - Sorry.

People lose a foot, we pay.

Stop. You're not gonna have anything left.

Sure. Ladies, I'll be back in a few. Close the deal.

Oy with the poodles already.

No, you're not having sex with these women.

but last time it was Brad who put the kibosh on it.

Yes! Hi! Great!

Isn't it wonderful?

Would it be possible for this particular plate

Ah! And I saw you grab those mini donuts.

Before we got married,

Um, can I be excused?

And now... And in here...

Rudik! Ih will dein Schwanz!

- It's not the same. - I know it's not the same.

Well, this isn't Uber, this is...

- and I need her help! - What?

- Is it, like, a cheerleader uniform? - Yes, exactly like that.

This box needs to be taped.

- Careful! - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I remember the boat.

- it is past Petal's bedtime. - Bye, Petal.

- Hard to keep track of our girl, huh? - Yeah.

Oh, one Talk of the Town piece? Come on.

Muslims, Hindus, atheists, one Wiccan,

They just bumped it for other stuff. It happens.

♪ The winter stars a-glittering ♪

Twenty minutes after I do, he lost his mind.

I know for a fact that you have had septic tank issues.

- All the way through? - Yes.

It's a big decision, having kids.

nothing is gonna bring you joy right now.

- I know. - Suddenly he's in jeans

- What? - You Spinal Tapped the painting.

When we explain to clients what "confusingly similar" means

until the mid '80s. It was only supposed to be

Who's gonna help me light the candles?

- But it's fun to kick. - Bye, Gypsy.

He's like a superhero, but his power is that you can't remember him

- Uh... - Using eggs over age 44 with IVF,

that would not look good on camera?

My goodness, so dramatic.

- No. - maybe it would be nice

could hinder your sleep.

- Are you drunk? - I found a therapist.

Uh-huh. Did you service the boiler yet?

I'd better try to get my bedroom set back.

Al's does the same thing.

- Like I couldn't breathe, you know? - Oh, yes, I know.

- That's my New Yorker piece. Wow! - Super-proud!

There's nothing remotely similar about those names.

And I guess I was supposed to be, um, greeting people

I don't care about that. I only care that it's honest.

- I think it's been a year. - He's been to the house!

- Little flighty. - David Chang?

from one couch to another like she's Llewyn Davis.

- And does Lane have an extension cord? - I'll see.

How could it be premeditated if I didn't know it was coming?

I stopped being a child the minute the strip turned pink.

- No. - Check Yelp.

Mmm. I must tell you, I've had such amazing feedback

I got a kissed. And I shoplifted.