Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Good thinking. - She's a lovely woman.
- What guy? - You know... uh, Jeffrey.
Why on earth aren't you on Xanax? It was invented for you.
No, no. This one was his idea.
- What? - You're up.
I'm usually wary about hiring husbands.
No.
I can't believe it's only two o'clock. Two o'clock in the afternoon.
A classic for a classic.
What?
Are those...
things I don't have because I'm with Lorelai.
I subscribed to it. Who says print is dead?
Al's Pancake World won best Christmas decorations again.
There's nothing wrong with bringing home the bacon.
I have no idea what any of these things are.
- I got it now. Paul, red, Paul? - Red sounds good.
I don't want to go to Woodbury to get a light bulb.
not suffocating in a drawer.
So the tattoo, while not as clever as Wino Forever,
Yes. Go. Talk it through. I'll send you a DVD of my top picks.
- It's not ringing. - Yeah, I know.
- Remember? - Uh-huh.
What do you think about Rory's living situation?
and tell a favorite story about Richard.
I can't remember. It's like a million syllables long.
Heh Rudik, trahhni menya!
Garbage disposal working now?
and how perfect you are!
He's going door to door collecting people's septic tank horror stories.
If we were Starbucks, you'd be employee of the month.
Well, I haven't eaten and I drank my weight in single malt scotch.
- You still don't know her? - She's Japanese?
That elderly woman that I successfully drove here?
You keep your hands off my new car.
Five stars is appreciated!
- What? What? What? - They go outside.
- Who is calling? - Michel!
where they find proof to expose the killer
Fuck me, Rudik! I love fucking!
- War on Christmas! - I am making two main courses
But we are thrilled that you are here. And she's not.
ever since he got Wi-Fi in this damn place!
- You? Not eaten? Please. - Yes, me!
Don't put that song on and disappear into Rory's room. Hey!
Not another word.
♪ Summer with its nights That last forever has its charm ♪
If anyone from the Uber corporation or their handsome attorneys contacts you,
Then I read about this. Now, when I can't sleep,
First the help, then me. Seems about right.
She said it made everything better. Are you paying attention?
Paul, my... Paul, my boyfriend? Oh, crap! Paul is here!
- I have a list and I need it all to go. - You got it.
Crap, crap, crap! Ooh!
- Puppies! - Right.
I've never done anything like this before.
He cheated at cards.
- There's a chair now. - Oh, sure.
Deadly Vows, Lying Eyes, Lies He Told,
So, you finally did it, huh? Finally gave up the Brooklyn pad?
- Today. That was the call that I got. - Why?
Yes, but what kind of meat?
He doesn't want to give out his password
- And that's... - It's his order pad and pencil.
Excuse me?
I know that you are in massive pain. Believe it or not, I'm in pain, too.
I mean, now I have something concrete to talk about at my Condé Nast meeting,
- What? What is she doing? - I don't know.
- It's 7:05. - Apology accepted.
Oh, wait, it's just unplugged. Toast coming right up.
So I say, Now, look here, Gilmore.
The one that most sums up the Richard Gilmore you know and love.
Taste it. See if it brings you joy.
- Hey! I mean it! - They're organic.
- Tabling it? - Back-burnering it?
- Taylor, order something or get out. - Fine.
because now I know where nothing is.
Thank you.
I'm not really home till I get my Stars Hollow Gazette.
- It's so nice to have you home. - I wish you were sleeping.
and you wish you'd kept it.
I annoy him and he builds cabinets. Or that's what I think.
and I know some of you have a very long ride home.
Lorelai, stop talking.
All I wanted was a fond anecdote from his only daughter
wearing my Yonah Schimmel Knishery baseball cap
- Now what can I get you? - Coffee, please.
I heard. You should become a blacksmith.
say what how are they doin that
Frederick was more indifferent to children than I am.
That's okay. What I do have will bring me joy.
- Paris, that's fine. - Don't stand there shaking. Just go.
- I've missed you, kid. - Missed you, too.
We both said no.
- That's tonight? - Yes, that's tonight.
- You want me to go to therapy. - Till you get back on your feet.
Last night, it was the bathroom at the Radio City Music Hall.
I left them somewhere. How do you do that? It's snowing outside.
♪ A new day ♪
I need to find a place where, after people call, they can get picked up.
I'm heading to your place. Oh, can I crash at your place?
- No. - Kirk, Ööö...
Emily, everything's in good shape here.
Eh, Rudik, fuck me!
who call them every day,
I figured if you wanted another kid you would say something.
I forgot to leave you a note. And it's...
- Um... - Her traipsing around
Okay, I'm here now.
I move the best product, and I would like to help.
Abalone! Yay!
Okay.
♪ Nothing looks so pretty as ♪
Are you all leaving now? We all just sat down.
I'm now a midday straight bourbon drinker.
Hold this. What do you feel?
♪ And giving off a warming winter glow ♪
I'm the Pablo Escobar of the fertility world.
- Are you gonna miss it? - A little.
because he doesn't want you here checking your Facebook,
That woman was practically my second mother.
- Didn't you notice his car out front? - No, didn't you?
- Oh, hey, Lorelai. - Hey.
- Hey, time to get going, kid. - Oh, shoot!
One day, I'd just got myself a brand new Jaguar.
- We're outside. - Yeah, don't wanna go next.
Well, I had my dry cleaning delivered.
I think this town is destined for greatness.
- Would you like some water? - Yes. That would be nice.