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I mean, who does that?
My mom was right. They're gonna eat him alive.
Yeah. I'll join you.
"This is a lighter."
One of the customers saw and said,
I don't know. Huh.
Oh, good. I thought that was a neighbor.
Oh, that's hilarious. No.
Ah. And you took me by the hand and you led me into the bedroom.
That's it. You're cheating. I am not.
I was in the navy. Jay Pritchett.
It belonged to my favorite actor, Paul Newman.
I thought I'd gone to heaven.
I might be a simple man, but I do know one thing-
♪ Hey, hey ♪
When I wanted to learn how to ski, she knit me a sweater.
and we fell pretty hard for each other.
Anita Menchaca. Petty theft.
and I'm always thrown into the middle.
where every week, somebody's mad at somebody for God knows who/what,
$500 fine.
Oh, that is sweet.
Terrible little boy.
You seem tense. You know they have a steam room?
Red.
Hee, hee! Again?
Honestly, this funeral could not have come at a better time.
It's too soon, and my dad's not a cartoon bear.
I've kept it all these years.
I don't understand.
What is going on?
Little more up here, little less down here.
You've always been the most wonderful son,
Conspiring to promote prostitution. How do you plead?
No, but suddenly I'm glad it's there.
Yep.