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You know what is weird?
was exactly what I needed to get me across that bridge
Oh. Okay.
Oh, no.
until I fell behind schedule
Oh! We'rethe ones who need to do better.
You should probably be sitting for this.
because of that dinner at Absolutely Crabulous.
Yeah. My 20s should be my prime hot-dog-eating years.
which does not exist, by the way --
Well, I fell asleep on my phone,
but it's not myfault.
Llama lick.
My old TMJ injury was back, thanks to all the training.
Toda--
[ Cellphone buzzing ]Wait, wait.
I've got that covered, too.
Both: ♪ Keep your eyes on the grand old flag ♪
♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
[ Telephone ringing ]I called Cam for support since he taught driver's ed,
of the hot-dog-eating contests you don't enter.
Gloria, get in the shot.
Uh...tomatoes.
I lied.
Okay, Cal. Let's say hi to Mommy.
[ Both exhaling ]
I spent half of my childhood in a Banana Republic.
Hey, Tom! How's it going?
Aha!
You must be on top of the world.
for beer and medical tent access.
to my only smart one?
I wonder...
for a little stomach massage and heckler prep.
Right?
Aww.
Okay, now, when I say "action,"
[ Buzzer ]
Manny: I don't think you heard me. I'm over the bridge.
after I developed a perfectly rational, fact-based fear
[ Car horn honks ]
that makes him look better than he is?
Hi, Mom! I miss you!