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Gloria, if this goes well, in a couple of months,
The grand marshal for today's parade just got #MeToo'd,
you know, clowns being naturals at deception.
You'll thank me when you start to feel the gorger's high.
[ Pen clicks ] Simple math.
No. No. Wrong way, wrong way.Oh, okay, all right, all right, You got to --
until I get him into the ground, right?
and I know what you're trying to do here.
Mom, you might want to think about rejoining life
Uh, well... goodbye, Haley.
[ Muffled cheering ]
I think what Luke is trying to say is,
Dad, I know what your bumper sticker is,
We have been watching my big-for-his-age nephew Cal
Yeah. Of course.
Mutton busting?!
Something's not lining up.
Damn it, Gloria! It's not cutting!
I can't believe he got into nursing school.
she did it a little too well.
Come on, you and I worked on this.
Oh!
and throw my bra at the drummer.
Turns out a strong verbal lashing
Young lady, could you straighten that hat?
You have a backup?
[ Laughs ] Ay!
Oh, is the hot dog making you angry?
It's the biggest thing I've ever tried to do.
football camp started when Cal came.
Anything's possible with editing.
-I have to pee! -He has to pee.
Scary, sure, but it does feel good
Something just clicked.
I know, I know. Me too.
Yes, Mr. President.
-Okay, it's fine. -You know what?
Just admit it!
or check you for a spider bite.