Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I remember my first game starting at defensive end.

Fuck twitter, man

Of course his life is hard. His name is JaMarcus.

The very next play, he jumped the route,

First piece of free advice.

That's good. That's real good.

You're kidding me, right?

Coach on one side, owner on the other,

You know what? Just shut the fuck up.

- Am I invited? - Am I invited?

- Cash on delivery? - Why not?

Who the fuck doesn't? Think it's the uniform?

Well, stop labeling every damn thing because you don't have to.

It's just jewelry, baby.

And I could feel Rod's Darth Vader stare.

a game-winning interception.

Is he as much of an ass as he appears?

you keep acting like a little kid,

Pull a Tiki Barber and pursue your dreams after football, huh?

- Never. - And that you're gonna do anything the coach

When did you become a registered agent?

It's good to hear.

Okay, at least tell me how I can help.

He needs you. And if you don't sign him, somebody else will.

I won't be late, yo.

Um, I messed up, all right?

- You paid cash? - COD all day.

- Do you really? - Yeah.

For your friends. For players

I'm gonna play in an IDP league? That's for suckers.

- the organization wants nothing to do with you. - Politics, Rick.

- Come on, show some respect. - I'm sorry, you're right.