Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"whose notes do beat

Standard technique...

had to die and inconvenience

start to devour your flesh

You know what, screw you guys! Lois angrily storms out of the room and slams the door.

Yes, because Courtney’s stories on Mustard Pancakes are supposed to teach your kids to live a better life, not turn into a bad person like you and Al. Hey! How dare you call me bad! When I get my hands on you, I'll... call me Wrecking Ball cause that bitch is coming down!

(chuckling): Oh, yeah.

* You're not the boss of me now *

This thing's an open casket, right?

You want me to send a picture?

So, your aunt's... not dead?

Here, talk to your brother.

See? You do the same thing too! You help them learn from their mistakes by telling them stories about what happened in your past! They're not stories Lois! It's advice!

it's not half as bad... as what Reese did!

I got to callJulie.

Honey, you know you don't have to talk

I guess we move on to plan "B:" lying.

"the vaulty heavens so high above our heads.

What book report?

and I haven't even started reading it.

Malcolm Weard Tighty whities

I don't have time to eat Stanley Lobster Thermidor right now AAARRGGHH!

No. I said I hadn't written it.

Julie: Malcolm?

(raspy-voiced): "Oh, you're going to miss me when I'm gone."

Where's my hog?

Mom, I think we should go to Aunt Helen's funeral.

Peggy I’m sorry. I did watch the show with Malcolm Reese and Dewey, and I really enjoyed it. It’s just that, sometimes I get really angry and I don’t know why. That’s okay Lois. I guess grown women have to learn their lessons to, not just puppet cats and dogs.

It's actually your head that shrinks.

That's why I forgot to do the assignment.