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Fine. Just so you know, when I'm done in the garage
(whispering): Yeah, Francis, your father's giving a speech
Um... Mom?
Oh, yeah. Life's fair.
Francis, it's very important that you understand
I always think better under pressure...
I'm using the bathroom whether you're in here or not.
"'tis but the pale reflect of Cynthia's brow
No, it's Dickens.
and I'm really sorry for that
Julie, I'm sorry.
five minutes I should know about?
Are you okay?
Because I wanted to be! Elyse, I bet you tell Alex Mallory and Jennifer stories about life lessons to teach them. No, I just talk to them like Marion and Carol do to their kids.
It's a Mighty Man.
It's not like it's a matter of life and death.
I know it sounds crazy
Hey, I watch lawyer shows.
My back gets cold.
Yeah. Hey!
Everyone did. Horrible woman.
you are officially old enough to get your own juice.
You know, I'm trying to be there for Mom
your body undergoes a fascinating series of changes.
Do you know how expensive this was?
It's anarchy, baby.
What?
Gotcha!
What is that?
I'm asking about Aunt Helen.
Hello?
What is she, a mind reader?
calling here 'cause she always made your mom cry.
Poof.
Come on.
No, that won't work on me because I know
Then tiny microbes
Where's my hog?!
I could really use some support here.
And I guess Al was raised by abusive parents too, because that’s why he’s the way he is. And I just get so angry sometimes and I don’t know how to control it. And I am so sorry. I know you are. So, are you back in the band drummer girl?
and they put you on the embalmer's table
You think I want to be cleaning out the gutters
You want some more water, Uncle Louie?
It's the least we can do.
We're not supposed to injure my friends.
No, I won't.
Yes! He nailed it!
it was Thursday, and...
No, l-I said I didn't, and then you said...
Well, when did she die?
I thought he said Craig.
I don't know how that thing got in my backpack.
Lois: Reese, how could you?
Dewey, I think you're confused.
At least then I can fight back.
This is a whole new low, Reese.
and it smells like wet dog.
Egg! Come on!