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If I can't do that anymore, I want you two to pull the plug.

I might have to have my tonsils out too.

I'm here because, well, I want you to know that I'm sorry for all the minor inconveniences that I may have caused you.

or a street mime.

Those heartless bastards.

Well, no surgery is 100% safe.

What's going on?

Isolated from the rest of the world like a free-floating blob of cellulite cast adrift in a sea of cotton candy soaked in dog saliva.

And, um, I mean a real doctor, not one of those pimps like Dr. Detroit.

Oh, life is fair!

Well, then just give me a pillow.

Life is wonderful!

Mom, Dad, what would you do if I was no longer around?

Especially when I go like this.

Gus, I woke up this morning and my throat really, really hurts.

The most beautiful sight in the whole world.

Would you shut the hell up and get out?

I might as well be a bird.

I think you're just...

Does that bother you?

Well, oh, as usual, I'm here to entertain you in your time of need.

What's he trying to tell us?

Get out, Sharon!

No, Fred, he wants us to leave.