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Well, this is just great.
And keep in mind, I have a very weak bladder.
Oh, why me?
Yes, I am.
I was wondering where that got to.
I can see it in their faces.
I'm doomed.
Mr. Peterson, that means there's only a .001% chance of complication.
Geez, you know what?
We are going to see just how much electricity the human body can actually take.
Today, we are going to be experimenting with water and a heavy-duty truck battery.
I ask for a simple glass of water on the face and they walk out on me.
Oh, I realize now that I'm all alone.
Also, their telephone number is easier to memorize.
I've come to make my peace with you.
you
Well, Chris,
I get it.
Fine.
Okay.
By the way, I think I'm about due for that.
The pain.
Well, uh, I have to undergo a very dangerous and unspeakable surgery.
See how the tartar glistens in the light?
Hey, how are you?
Well, now it's time to savor my last day of life on this big, beautiful planet we call... Pluto?
I wanted to have children.
Well, that's yours.
Well, then are you saying the operation is perfectly safe?
No, but there's a stink in there I'd have checked out.
Chris, how do you feel?
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